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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Mar 2022, 23:42
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At Brighton the Councils " Jobs for the Elderly " scheme appoint a ' Day Tripper Chip Protection Officer '
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Old Mama Hubbardski deftly nails Putin with her first shot and his Kowtowmrades with her second, third and fourth. All without looking...
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The secret to long life is lots of vodka , sex and night flights said Marianne aged 31
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When set to full auto, the Kalashnikov could fire 300 bitter pills per minute!

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If I ever catch the bastard that hung my curtains on the outside of my windows.
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During the May Day Parade in Red Square there was consternation in the shooting gallery when the ' targets ' fired back...
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In the studio the ' weakest link ' contestant disputed the hosts descission
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Having presented herself to the Border Force at Dover, it was decided to admit her with no further questions. ..
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If you like grandma, you’ll love the NLAWs.
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When that Red Hood turns up, he's gonna wish I was a wolf.
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The passage of time has not been good to Jean-Luc Picard but he must go and save the Federation one more, by going baldly
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They may say God save the Queen as they fire a NLAW but in my village they shout God fears Granny and her AK-47
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Camilla defends the title she took from Meghan.
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In deepest Norfolk the farmers struggle to find old dogs to protect their Chickens
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When asked by the BBC Reporter what she was doing on this crossroads, she explained through the Universal Translator she had just seen a line of 23 Americanski Tanks pass by heading for the Capitol with 3 truck off Airborne troops and 35 Pieces of Heavy Artillery ....when asked how old she was explained, sorry that's classified. ..
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