Caption Competition Mk III
The crew finally had enough with antics of the embarked Sea Trainer contingent
OK, you can report we are now fully mission capable.
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When they said upon posting that we would be pigeon holed prior to being sent ashore, this never crossed my mind.
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Sorry chaps, standard procedure, we need to pull through the chamber to remove all nasty deposits left from the last round prior to reloading, it won't take long and the survivors when located have said the experience was mind blowing.
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Keel hauling? that's so last century..
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Our unit song is "Little Boxes" by Pete Seeging-Missile...
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'Mike Company, they said. Ships Force Protection they said. This isn't quite what I expected, never mind, per mare, per terram, per aerem cruentum!'
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It's a man's wife in The Navy!
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Ladies... oh ladeeeez! Perhaps if you, er, remove your costumes, we might be able to get the gun to elevate...
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Load the bazokas... Sorry, I meant bofors.
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Don't fire until you can see the whites of their thighs.
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They were disappointed to find out that Ivor Biggun did in fact just operate a 40mm Bofors. Still, it was a nice day for a sail...
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No, I said we are going to Bikini Atoll, not do you wear a bikini at all. Get back into your uniforms.
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He's obviously a rotten shot. I asked if he'd ever hit anything and he said "about 20 Zeros..."
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As you can see, it's always wise to cover the end of your weapon with protection when in the company of floosies.
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I'm telling you, that girl sitting on the rail is as close to your helmet as she will ever get.