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Old 17th Sep 2022, 17:08
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...And then Nutty said that I copied him!!! Bwahahahaha!!!
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WTF does Alluhu Akbar mean?
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 17:52
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Edgar doesn't usually laugh like that when we're at home...
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Oh, stewardess... my husband seems to have wet himself, could you see to him please?
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You promised not to laugh at my diary.
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 19:20
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Go ahead and read dear. CapComp MK III will close out soon, and I've already got the order in to the printers.
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 19:23
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I hope he hasn't followed through again.
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Old 17th Sep 2022, 22:10
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"I wonder if he's grimacing from holding the main spar down with his feet?"

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Catching the water droplets from the air conditioning thinking that he's bucked the system with free water.
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"Why is he laughing so hard at that book, "The wit of Donald Trump", when there is only one page in it? OMG! He must be a Republican!! My mother must never know!"
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Guy in seat 7B doesn't seem to happy about getting a coffee dumped in his lap...
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("Oh God. I think he's waiting for his Grapes!")
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Hah, no Miss, my doctorate is in Gothic and Victorian poetry, not medicine.
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It is easy for a housewife to confuse the French and Russian flags my dear I must admit , they have the same colours but in a different order and Napoleon and Putin seem to have a similar grasp of military tactics.......
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Sales agent reads little book with predictions:
Sales and seat pitch will both be shortened to 30”

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Why on earth would he want me to sit on his face.
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I wonder if what he says is true, that you need to opens one’s mouth to equalise pressure during ascent to prevent farting.
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Old 19th Sep 2022, 11:41
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What’s so funny darling? We’ve always known they beat the Germans all by themselves.
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The cabin waits with baited breath for the return of Kiltrash after his period of mourning ....
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What a stroke of luck, darling you getting a raging abcess at 30000ft..... and this was a plane full of Dentists heading for a convention
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