Caption Competition Mk III

[Confusious]

You're wasting your time Oleg, you'll be too old before we're allowed to enter the Olympics.

[Hydromet]

Think yourself lucky, Oleg. When Olga did it she stuck to the floor.

[treadigraph]

[Kiltrash]

Limbo Dance?? I'll show you how to ' effin Limbo Dance

[Kiltrash]

I'll show you how to score a perfect 10 on the low bar..

[Kiltrash]

Well i got the idea from Venice Beach during the 'Flower Power ' times

[Kiltrash]

The Leader of the Isle of Man council gets a great idea for their flag on the council offices

[622]

In the annual regiment charades competition...... Prvt Oleg takes first place in the 'Guess the ballet' secton with his nutcracker

[NutLoose]

And on a high note...

[treadigraph]

Very good, Mikhail. Unfortunately at the Olympics, the high jump bar will rather more elevated...

[fitliker]

Their entry for this years most uncomfortable snipping positions competition scores high on discomfort , but scores low on flight consistency and accuracy due to the pain tremors that affect smooth trigger squeeze .

It can be very challenging to get the Ballistics correct from such a shooting position .

[SASless]

Goering, Himmler, and Goebbels you ain't .....now back in ranks Ivana!

[Kiltrash]

Quick get me a banana

[Wensleydale]

Auditions have started for the Russian state TV series, "Strictly Come Invading".

[Kiltrash]

Well I donno about you but this makes my eye water.
( yes you read right i did mean eye not eyes..)

[Kiltrash]

41 years ago I fell over when I was 6, however due to 'elf and 'afety no one is allowed to assist me up

[Kiltrash]

...and the President keeps promoting me for staying at my post whatever the difficulty

[Kiltrash]

In Croydon the Met finally come up with a punishment for the scroats that does infringe their human rights

[treadigraph]

Ooh, I heard that go! Now I see why they call it break dancing...

[Kiltrash]

No Sergio the Aerobics class with the girls was this time LAST week, , Now get fell in...