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Old 6th Jul 2022, 12:49
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You're wasting your time Oleg, you'll be too old before we're allowed to enter the Olympics.
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 13:56
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Think yourself lucky, Oleg. When Olga did it she stuck to the floor.
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 14:25
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Limbo Dance?? I'll show you how to ' effin Limbo Dance
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 14:26
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I'll show you how to score a perfect 10 on the low bar..
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 14:28
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Well i got the idea from Venice Beach during the 'Flower Power ' times
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 14:30
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The Leader of the Isle of Man council gets a great idea for their flag on the council offices
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 14:36
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In the annual regiment charades competition...... Prvt Oleg takes first place in the 'Guess the ballet' secton with his nutcracker
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 15:25
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And on a high note...
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 15:29
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Very good, Mikhail. Unfortunately at the Olympics, the high jump bar will rather more elevated...
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Their entry for this years most uncomfortable snipping positions competition scores high on discomfort , but scores low on flight consistency and accuracy due to the pain tremors that affect smooth trigger squeeze .

It can be very challenging to get the Ballistics correct from such a shooting position .
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Goering, Himmler, and Goebbels you ain't .....now back in ranks Ivana!
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 18:15
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Quick get me a banana
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 18:17
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Auditions have started for the Russian state TV series, "Strictly Come Invading".
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Well I donno about you but this makes my eye water.
( yes you read right i did mean eye not eyes..)
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 18:22
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41 years ago I fell over when I was 6, however due to 'elf and 'afety no one is allowed to assist me up
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 18:23
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...and the President keeps promoting me for staying at my post whatever the difficulty
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In Croydon the Met finally come up with a punishment for the scroats that does infringe their human rights

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Ooh, I heard that go! Now I see why they call it break dancing...
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No Sergio the Aerobics class with the girls was this time LAST week, , Now get fell in...
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