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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 27th Jun 2022, 10:22
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[Peter O'Sullivan voice] ...and they are under starter's orders...
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 10:36
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Why the new RAF uniform looks like a shell suit..
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 13:50
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'No, Hoskins an AI enhanced air defence system doesn't mean Artificer Integrated.'
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 14:08
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The new, "High-Tech's" system played havoc with the post-strike body counts.
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 14:15
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"I hope that you've all remembered to wear your hi-vis vests"!
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 16:58
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Dick Dastardly decided to let the pigeon have all 4 barrels on his Focker
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 17:01
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Captain Wreford-Brown orders all 4 tubes to be loaded, with the Belgrano in his sights he was not taking any chances.
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 17:50
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 17:52
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Ok that’s the Nlaws loaded, two missiles and four Father Nlaws, we’ve left the covers on the two Mother Nlaws as we didn’t want to frighten the Children.
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 17:54
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Ok, once we’ve fired the Sam’s get ready to load the Pete’s, and then the Cyril’s.
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 17:59
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Ahhhh Modernisation, when I was a lad it used to be a barrel don’t you know.
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 18:22
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I don’t remember Celebrity Squares being anything like this..
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 19:59
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'ere Bert it says ' Kilroy was 'ere...
Well mine says welcome to 617,
Mine says For the sake of God don't go to Croydon..
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 20:01
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The PPRuNe Usual suspects meet up for the anniversary dinner...
But why missle launchers? ?
The Telephone Booth already had the Lib Dem MP's in it
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 20:04
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The Captain graciously allowed any crew members suffering from Claustrophobia to get the ones without the doors...and they STILL complain about the spray over the bow..
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 20:07
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'Don't worry, CAS, after we've fired the Gammon the next salvo will be diverse and inclusive.'
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 20:12
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Michael O'Leary comes with another cheap travel concept, borrowing heavily on 1960s drone technology. The Ryanair FireFly...
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 22:31
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Sorry chaps the helicopters went in the last round of cuts, but never fear, the other ship has rigged a net, so cross decking should be easy.
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Old 28th Jun 2022, 14:34
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Slowing down now......so last orders and will call tomorrow!
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Old 28th Jun 2022, 15:24
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Sorry, I thought it was Special delivery,, not Delivery off the Special...
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