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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 18th Jun 2022, 02:55
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Letting a Greenie actually work on something....what could possibly go wrong?
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Old 18th Jun 2022, 10:54
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... and that gentlemen demonstrates why cyclic operation is inherently safer.
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Old 18th Jun 2022, 12:21
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During CSG21 CO 617 acquired a reputation for a heavy-handed approach in detecting breaches of the RN's smoking ban.
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Old 18th Jun 2022, 13:16
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Jeez, the skipper really meant it when he said he'd shove a rocket up his arse to get him moving.
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Well that's part of the Jag nearly airborne, though I don't rate the chances of the rest of it catching up.
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Old 18th Jun 2022, 15:13
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The chef regretted that the Lunch served was not to the Admirals liking when he was tied up with a Bungee Cord...
or
HMTQ finally found a use for the Duke of York when he was used as a Crash Test dummy
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Old 18th Jun 2022, 15:53
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Well, that's Croydon sorted out, is it Barnsley or Scunthorpe next on the list?
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Old 18th Jun 2022, 15:56
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The remote control aircraft club got bored flying dustbins and lawnmowers so decided to take it up a notch with their latest and greatest model missile , a sense of humour not shared by all.
The biggest complaint came from the laundry steam queen responsible for keeping things fresh
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Old 18th Jun 2022, 18:00
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Hoskins, are you sure you wired the new circuit correctly?

Yes, Sir. Jettison At Take Off.
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Old 18th Jun 2022, 21:26
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Technical problems were later cited with the JATO rocket failing to assist the C-130 get off the carrier deck....
Translated at someone forgot to Light the blue touch paper. ..
or
Nutty forgot to tighten the bolts to the specified torque..
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Old 18th Jun 2022, 21:31
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The Prime Minister ordered the Navy to get rid off the North....
But sir should there not be something after North to explain you mean the Tory Rebels in the North of England??
No just the North will do.
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Old 18th Jun 2022, 21:35
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The Irish Aircraft Carrier proudly shows Paddy's inovative Steam Catapult system.
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Old 19th Jun 2022, 08:32
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Judging tonight!
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Old 19th Jun 2022, 09:21
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In his haste to escape from 007's retribution, Blofeld inadvertently fired himself overboard inside a Sidewinder rather than his luxury, all mod cons submersible...
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Old 19th Jun 2022, 09:37
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Happy birthday dear, I've upgraded your broomstick.
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Old 19th Jun 2022, 11:14
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At the last second newly arrived Sub Lt Bloggs remembered Sqn Ldr Hoskins warning about Capt Middleton's attitude to pilots landing on with live weapons.

(apologies to ex-fast-jets)
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Old 19th Jun 2022, 11:15
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No Mitchell, they are fire and forget not forget and fire.
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Old 19th Jun 2022, 14:45
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The effects of another wardroom happy hour


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Old 19th Jun 2022, 15:00
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Them Sidewinders get a mite pesky at Sun Rise!
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Old 19th Jun 2022, 16:39
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That’s kind of low, isn’t it?

”AIM high” was already taken.
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