Caption Competition Mk III
Letting a Greenie actually work on something....what could possibly go wrong?
... and that gentlemen demonstrates why cyclic operation is inherently safer.
During CSG21 CO 617 acquired a reputation for a heavy-handed approach in detecting breaches of the RN's smoking ban.
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Jeez, the skipper really meant it when he said he'd shove a rocket up his arse to get him moving.
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Well that's part of the Jag nearly airborne, though I don't rate the chances of the rest of it catching up.
The chef regretted that the Lunch served was not to the Admirals liking when he was tied up with a Bungee Cord...
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HMTQ finally found a use for the Duke of York when he was used as a Crash Test dummy
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HMTQ finally found a use for the Duke of York when he was used as a Crash Test dummy
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Well, that's Croydon sorted out, is it Barnsley or Scunthorpe next on the list?
The remote control aircraft club got bored flying dustbins and lawnmowers so decided to take it up a notch with their latest and greatest model missile , a sense of humour not shared by all.
The biggest complaint came from the laundry steam queen responsible for keeping things fresh
The biggest complaint came from the laundry steam queen responsible for keeping things fresh
Technical problems were later cited with the JATO rocket failing to assist the C-130 get off the carrier deck....
Translated at someone forgot to Light the blue touch paper. ..
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Nutty forgot to tighten the bolts to the specified torque..
Translated at someone forgot to Light the blue touch paper. ..
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Nutty forgot to tighten the bolts to the specified torque..
The Prime Minister ordered the Navy to get rid off the North....
But sir should there not be something after North to explain you mean the Tory Rebels in the North of England??
No just the North will do.
But sir should there not be something after North to explain you mean the Tory Rebels in the North of England??
No just the North will do.
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In his haste to escape from 007's retribution, Blofeld inadvertently fired himself overboard inside a Sidewinder rather than his luxury, all mod cons submersible...
At the last second newly arrived Sub Lt Bloggs remembered Sqn Ldr Hoskins warning about Capt Middleton's attitude to pilots landing on with live weapons.
(apologies to ex-fast-jets)
(apologies to ex-fast-jets)
No Mitchell, they are fire and forget not forget and fire.
Them Sidewinders get a mite pesky at Sun Rise!