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Old 14th Mar 2022, 09:52
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Slowing up a bit, so will call this afternoon.
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North Korean boat "person" fleeing the dictatorship and cooking pot.
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Does my ass look big in this?
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 10:05
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I say, excuse me, is this Brayton?
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 10:07
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Never ass-ume that when you order some whores for the sailors that the signal will not get scrambled on the airwaves.
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But I ordered a Donkey jacket.....
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 11:53
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Thinks...well it could be worse my brother is on a expedition up Mt Everest with that nice Mr Hillary
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 11:56
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I feel as idle as a painted ship on a painted ocean..
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...and they got me on this with a Carrot....think I've been swindled ...a bl@@dy carrot I ask you...normally I won't get out my barn for less than a cabbage and a broccoli
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 12:55
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As always, great entries....but time to get Dobbin off and the boat cleaned ready for the summer season at the local lake!

This weeks winner is:

Originally Posted by Chu Chu
No, No, Hoskins. I said you could deliver the drugs with a boat or a mule.
Well done, trophy will be delivered by Donkey / Ass / Mule ....and with a free gift of a 'kiss me quick' hat!

Over to you Chu Chu.
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 13:11
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Thanks very much, 622. I can a new photo when I’m back at my computer, which will be late evening for most of you.

Anyone who wants to beat me to it is quite welcome to.
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 17:13
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Ohh I think I can wait that long
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 18:06
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Wish he would hurry up, I'm busting for a pee...😊
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 22:16
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Thanks for holding fire there, and to 622 for letting me take home the blue ribbon.

Speaking of fire, let's see what you make of this one:




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Old 14th Mar 2022, 22:34
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Pigeon race face fans were appalled at the levels of organized cheating taking place that year , no one could have understood what they meant about broomhandles Mauser C96 being used to shoot down the racers without a picture of the synchronized broom handle attachment thingamajig.

The famed gun of the Mauser C96 ergonomics was based on a star blaster used by Hans Solo long time ago in a galaxy far far away .
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 23:40
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We must consider ourselves lucky that the patent as filed by Friedrich Soennecken for his Papierlocher für Sammelmappen, caught track very soon.
This because the paper world could have looked very grim if this invention of his opponents the Feederle brothers would have captured the market.
Now only the name of this device lives on:
The perforator.
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 23:51
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Its not about how big it is, it's how well you use it .....
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 23:52
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I told the EO not to copy the British !!!
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Old 14th Mar 2022, 23:54
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Ummm........ can I have my Spandau back ?
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 01:22
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He's BEHIND you.
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