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Old 22nd Jun 2022, 21:11
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I’m glad someone’s finally done something about the tooth-to-tail ratio.
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Old 22nd Jun 2022, 22:07
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If they painted the front like this , what does the rear end look like ? Asking for a friend .
Bigger lips ? Views from the birth canal ? Enquiring minds want to know

EFS
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Old 23rd Jun 2022, 00:23
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Now that she has teeth, let's see her put a bone in them.
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Old 23rd Jun 2022, 10:52
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The visiting squadron planned to tag an aircraft, mistakenly the knuckleheads got the container it was packed in.
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Old 23rd Jun 2022, 14:29
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The Brazil's 4th Army Aviation Battalion was in carnival mood when specifying the painting it's first C-23* to be delivered.

*Yes, I know it's a Skyvan.
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Old 23rd Jun 2022, 14:33
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'Ja, ve find our nerfous customers prefer to jump rather be seen landing with this colour scheem'
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Old 23rd Jun 2022, 15:58
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Navigation is easy I always root canal and back
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Old 23rd Jun 2022, 16:44
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It’s the Irish climb performance package. Make it so ugly the earth will reject it
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Old 23rd Jun 2022, 17:23
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Oooh, that feeling when you've just burst a big zit.
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Old 23rd Jun 2022, 21:08
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Speed tape? Bwaaa, we use Poligrip.
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Old 24th Jun 2022, 03:23
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Trump's new design of the exterior of AF One was certainly an attention grabber!
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Old 24th Jun 2022, 06:04
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I told you the brown paper bag was over the front for a reason!
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Old 24th Jun 2022, 13:11
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Why is it grimacing?
The Captain yelled Brace, Brace, Brace!
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Old 24th Jun 2022, 13:28
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Quick load the deportees while they're distracted by the paint scheme...
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Old 24th Jun 2022, 18:23
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When the Point Of No Ruturn is equal to Vr.
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Old 24th Jun 2022, 18:59
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Well my mum did warn me about pulling faces and the wind changing.
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Old 24th Jun 2022, 19:16
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'I trust this one's under MTOW?'

'That's why it's smiling.'

(Bad taste I admit, but there were no fatalities in OE-FDF)
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Old 24th Jun 2022, 21:40
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Many comments made me grin, but runner-up is:-

Nutty
Urrrghhhhhhhhhh ahhhh apuurrggghhhh, I’m just about to pass a loadmaster

but with a wonderful pun, the winner is:-
622
"Is that plane mocking us?"

"No, I think the pilot has nose wheel sneering selected!
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Old 24th Jun 2022, 22:25
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Originally Posted by cynicalint
Many comments made me grin, but runner-up is:-

Nutty
Urrrghhhhhhhhhh ahhhh apuurrggghhhh, I’m just about to pass a loadmaster

but with a wonderful pun, the winner is:-
622
"Is that plane mocking us?"

"No, I think the pilot has nose wheel sneering selected!
Well done Nutty and 622!
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Old 24th Jun 2022, 23:27
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Thank you
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