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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 27th Jan 2022, 20:39
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They've sent the mixer already! Many thanks, um, give this recent questionable occurrence a shot across the risers...


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Old 27th Jan 2022, 20:57
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One giant step for man...
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Old 27th Jan 2022, 21:10
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OMG! I've dropped the CST!
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Old 27th Jan 2022, 21:34
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Bollox, I missed the pickle barrel..
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Old 27th Jan 2022, 22:26
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He said he lost the engine before he decided to bail out.
But as often in such problematic relationships there are two sides to the same story.
That was probably the wisest decision ever made,

by the engine, to leave him.
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Old 27th Jan 2022, 22:37
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This record breaking low level flying is under investigation by FAA.
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 01:21
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Bit late on the Bail out there Hoskins...
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 01:23
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1st rule of Smokejumping: Don't start another fire...
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 01:24
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I saw them do this on Battlefield 2, oh crap. Forgot the RPG!
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 03:20
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In the low-budget follow-up Bond film, "Time to Die", George Lazenby, now 83, struggles to get out of the seat to dive after Jaws, to grab his parachute. Sadly, the budget didn't run to actual parachutes, as George will find out when he splats on top of Jaws.
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 06:31
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Wish someone would hurry up and invent Green Screen Technology
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 06:33
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Just popping out for a pint of milk darling, I might be sometime
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 06:33
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"Oi! Mate! You forgot your reserve chute!"
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 06:35
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Utuber deliberately crashes plane, ...don't believe everything you see...
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 06:35
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"Now that was one hell of a fart"!!!
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 07:17
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Sue Grey is determined to get her report to Downing Street despite the Met asking for another delay
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There Ms Truss Opera house below, this is all the tax payer would allow
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 07:19
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Shouting. ..
What's the name of that blasted Indian??
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 07:59
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...Meanwhile...at decision height......another student pilot misreads his standby altimeter by 10,000 ft.....
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 08:28
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You know your in trouble when the Autopilot hands back control
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Instructor " you have control "
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" Mind the Gap "
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 14:48
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Get back in here, I did not say " Bums Away "
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