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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th Apr 2022, 13:13
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Thanks for coming to my party. By the way, the invitation should have read BYOB not BYOT...
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 13:15
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I'm a bit of a ladies man if you didn't know..... she's laughing isn't she?
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 13:15
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 13:23
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My flies are undone? Really...? Gosh. Well, you know what Winston said about that!
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 13:59
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This is all very nice, but not what one usually means when one says one wants to get tanked.
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 14:25
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Yes, a bun in your hair is fetching, but i'm more of a bun in the oven type of man, so to speak..
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 14:27
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Bert, that's a funny name for a young lady, ohh wait, you're not one of the nip and tuck brigade are you?...
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 14:30
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A lack of Intelligence, ability, skill and integrity shouldn't hold you back in your aspiring career prospects, heck if it did, Parliament would be empty.
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 14:36
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If you compare me to Jimmy Saville again, I'll have you transferred to the Falklands permanently!
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 14:55
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Lt Gruber you say...didn't think he had it in him...
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 15:02
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Trooper with phone desperate trying to stifle a grade one laugh out loud..
When Boris came out with a Partygate excuse that actually made sense. .

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Old 25th Apr 2022, 15:05
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Trooper with back to camera...
When introduced to the PM was glad her name was not Sue Grey,
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 15:06
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"So, are you sure this isn't over the top for a visit to Liverpool?"
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 15:09
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Little known fact, The British Prime Minister has a unusually short left arm. He keeps all his money in his left trouser pocket ...
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 15:10
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Trooper with phone takes a sneaky picture of a Grade A Real life celebrity...David Bailey ...
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 15:19
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Unfortunately the MOD Police Dog thought it was still a training exercise as he tore the PM to shreds. ..
Sir Kier was later heard offering the Dog a Knighthood
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 15:52
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"Of course Sir, the Zip line is completely safe..."
"Pfft..."
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 16:19
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Oh great another effing jacket to wear.
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 16:24
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
The PM wished this was a photo opertunity with the boss of JCB.
( The boss of JCB is a multi m doner to the Conservative party. ..alleged. .)

thanks Nutty for putting me right on this, however the lawyers are content ..
So you got Nutty to spell check your post?

Oh yes: "Opertunity.....!?"
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 17:41
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So you're our Prime Minister?

Well I was when I left this morning, but f**k knows If I still am.....

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