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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 30th Apr 2022, 18:52
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Hauptmann von Hoskins was somewhat deaf after a year on the eastern front and thought the Geschwaderkommodore told him to have his staffel at prop-pitch readiness.

or

It's a bit hard but not the wurst place I 've slept.
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Old 30th Apr 2022, 19:08
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It’s like a thong, it rides right up one’s crack.
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Old 30th Apr 2022, 19:17
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Are you sure this is the best way to spin dry my uniform?
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Old 30th Apr 2022, 19:21
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Itís part and parcel with your promotion to Flying Officer.
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Old 30th Apr 2022, 22:36
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Instructed to lie back, seductively, for the BMW Garage wall calendar. ..1943
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Old 30th Apr 2022, 22:57
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Things have slowed down, so I'll call this one tomorrow, early afternoon UK time.
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Old 1st May 2022, 10:30
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Oh Kylie, I vill haff you spinning around


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Old 1st May 2022, 11:15
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Is this what one means by crack on and man ones plane.
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Old 1st May 2022, 11:16
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Forget giving birth to giant logs, I’ve just had a damned good messer****t.
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Old 1st May 2022, 11:21
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Everyone told me to look for the Hun in the sun, but no one mentioned the Hun in the bum.
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Old 1st May 2022, 12:31
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Thanks for all the great entries! Mine would have been "Fritz was putting in for a transfer to transports. Fighters might be glamorous, but there was no way to feather your nest."

I'll give third place to Buster, with "Ok Chumley. Start her up & I'll begin throwing the knives!"

In second is 622, with "Hans was a loner, never mixed with the other pilots, swore at them and always appeaerd to be grumpy when resting......Yes, he was a 'Sour Kraut'"

And the prestigious CapComp trophy goes to andytug, with "Hehehe....I bet Hoskins I could wipe my ar*e on the Boss...."


I'll dispatch the trophy as soon as Hans finishes his nap..
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Old 1st May 2022, 13:27
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Cheers Chu Chu - not won one in ages so a nice surprise



Hoping we've not had this one before.....



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Old 1st May 2022, 14:07
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The oft quoted aviation mantra - "If you put a big enough engine in it, anything will fly" - about to be proved wrong.
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Old 1st May 2022, 14:54
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Chuck eagerly awaited Volume CXXVIII of "Build a Plane" ... where the Wing bits featured.
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Old 1st May 2022, 15:51
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Still nothing. Maybe I should try a different brand of energy drink?
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Old 1st May 2022, 16:38
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Remake of James Bond opening sequence gets even more daft than usual
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Old 1st May 2022, 16:39
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All went well for the " Queen " till the hangar doors unexpectedly closed
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Old 1st May 2022, 16:40
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The colour, I call it Poo.....
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Old 1st May 2022, 16:44
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Please! I really don't want to fly it again!
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Old 1st May 2022, 17:11
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Hoskins crossed his arms during taxi tests so he wouldn't be tempted to pull back on the stick.
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