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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 5th Aug 2022, 13:35
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(Kilty, many thanks mate! Great pic! Enjoy the Emerald Isle!)

Have they got any beer? I need topping up...
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 13:42
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“Boris One to escort, we are returning to base due to inoperable leadership”

“This is Escort one, we will continue to bring the bozo to the party”
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 13:45
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And if you do not retire from Ukraine Putin, I AM READY, and I WILL press the nuclear button... ohhh f*ck, i've dropped it... where's the damned button gone?
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 13:51
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Thumbs up for Adventure..
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 13:52
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And I am ready for my first 30,000ft ham shank...
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 14:02
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And they shot me dead centre through my helmet, but missed my brain entirely...
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 14:04
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And abracadabra your card is the Queen of Spa... bugger, i've lost it..
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 14:12
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Yes, fuel prices are going up and up, and as the PM I should know, you won't believe how much this joll...ermmm cough, cough.... training exercise is costing you in just fuel alone..
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 14:16
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Sky News here Prime Minister, have you got your little Union Jack flags to wave as you bang out?
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 14:19
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I thought you were all grounded because of ejection seat cartridge problems meaning the seats won't operate Captain?
No, mine and the wingmans have been changed PM...
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 16:02
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Thunderbird 1 is GO!

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Old 5th Aug 2022, 16:15
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So when we had the severe leaks at No10, like the little dutch boy I stuck my thumb in the dike to show I intended to stop the leaks, I can tell you, she was not happy about it.....


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Old 5th Aug 2022, 16:27
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Out of missiles, switching to thumbs....
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 16:28
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Right, refuelled and on way to le Maison Cummings for some target practice...
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 19:35
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Does my hair look alright in this?
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Old 5th Aug 2022, 22:30
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I've been thumbing a lift home for hours but not one person has stopped yet!
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"Jeez, if this thing gives me Helmet Hair, I will stick my thumb right up his...APU exhaust..."
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Old 6th Aug 2022, 05:54
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I’d just like to take this opportunity to announce that I’ve joined the board of new start up Bonza Airlines!
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Old 6th Aug 2022, 06:42
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Its great. No bloody Carrie moaning at me about not being carbon neutral. Mind you, there'll be hell to pay when I get home...
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