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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Jun 2023, 07:43
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...and it's rated to hold a Battalions worth of fatigues. In good weather, the washing will be dry in no time & the lads can crack on with the job!
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"It sees into your soul, reads minds, and has X-ray vision. Right now, it's telling me that Sgt. Baldy there has a big stick that he wants to hit me with!"
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 09:09
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It's basically a high tec crystal ball. Would you like to know your future, Sir?
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“ I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.”
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 09:37
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Well Corporal, did the top secret Brain scrubber work?
...Difficult to tell with this test subject Sir....
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It automatically detects if Wiggy's quotas are being met and shoots those that are surplus to that figure, I have to warn you Gentlemen, as you have no women present you'd better start running...


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Old 8th Jun 2023, 10:05
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Well Gentlemen, it brought on this beard growth, so we will see if it can restore your hair.
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So if you jump the red light, it fires an armoured piercing round that I guarantee will stop your car.
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 12:35
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Oh it's very sophisticated electronics Sir - but, yes, gaffer tape is essential for its deployment...
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Would you mind putting your hat on Sir, the reflections are disrupting the optics...
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 12:41
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No we can't use it in all weather's....it gets rusty, anyone got some WD40??

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Well we designed it for the bomb squad...but it went into survival mode ...for Danger Pay..
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 12:44
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It can be used to answer questions in Parliament....says a lot but does **** all
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 12:49
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Almost ready for deployment Sir, just need to add a few more Health and Safety instructions...
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 12:51
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Yes, it does have a few Nut(s)loose, but Buster here has a huge torque wrench behind his back..
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Yes, the England team are trialing it as a bowler to face the Aussies in the Ashes, you should just see it's Googlie(s)

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Old 8th Jun 2023, 12:56
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Yes, the England team are trialing it as a bowler to face the Aussies in the Ashes, you should just see it's Goodlie(s)
we called it moali
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 13:16
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Donno what's wrong with it sir all it keeps saying is " I'll be back "
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  • Bob Morton: What are your Prime Directives?
  • RoboCop: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
Well we can soon sort that, said the Minister
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