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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 16th May 2022, 14:46
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Why they called it multi glam i'll never know..
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Old 16th May 2022, 14:47
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Damn, this stuff just does not work well with suspenders..
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Old 16th May 2022, 15:03
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What would be more challenging flying while wearing seven inch stilettos or Red clown shoes in Bozo Bojo size ?
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Old 16th May 2022, 17:20
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"So, what say we form a Display Team and call it the Green Arrows?"
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Old 16th May 2022, 18:01
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It was so sexist, when they handed out the call signs I thought I might get “maverick” or “goose” or something along those lines, but I was given “duck” and when I asked why, they said well you f*ck a “duck”…
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Old 16th May 2022, 19:16
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Stay round this side, out of sight girls, otherwise they'll rip the piss out of us on Pprune


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Old 16th May 2022, 19:20
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When we requested small arms, we never expected them to be attached to a small woman..
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Old 16th May 2022, 21:13
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They tried calling her bouncing Betty , not because she goes off if you step on her , but because she never slows down in turbulence . Hence the moniker bouncing Betty . Then the moon rose and nobody spoke of it again .
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Old 16th May 2022, 21:15
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We can’t leave yet, bitching Betty hasn’t turned up.
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Old 16th May 2022, 21:55
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Our task is to visit Kier Starmer so he can be shown what a woman is and then he will be able to define one at the next labour party conference! Any Questions?
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Old 16th May 2022, 23:36
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I’ve told them that we won’t take it until they fit a mirror so we can check our hair and makeup.
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Old 16th May 2022, 23:38
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Slight problem Sarge, the POH says enter the cockpit, but none of us have a c*ck.
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Old 17th May 2022, 00:32
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All female flight decks are known as the box office , no sausage required just a good grip for the controls .
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Old 17th May 2022, 06:35
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"When I started training, I was too rough on the cyclic, so the IP told me to treat it like it was my boyfriend's...well, you know...and suddenly I was really smooth, but all I could see was the floor, not the attitude, and the saliva shorted out the intercom."
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Old 17th May 2022, 10:23
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I know they said wear body armour, but this damned chastity belt is so bloody uncomfortable.
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Old 17th May 2022, 10:35
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I thought you said you could read a map?
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Old 17th May 2022, 11:13
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And with the controller in my pocket I can turn the vibration all the way up to te....oooohhh my God...ohhhhh
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Old 17th May 2022, 11:16
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Not one, but two navigators on board with a simple trip the the Big Apple.......... can you see can you see the Big Apple? in fact can you see a bloody tree?
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Old 17th May 2022, 11:18
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I have never seen a weapons drill carried out so fast, from the command, cock, hook and look, you had that poor door gunners trousers around his ankles in under 10 seconds..
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Old 17th May 2022, 15:48
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Second person from the left

Aw shucks how was I to know the rotor down draft was going to knock over the mens latrine ?

Last one on the right

Well I bet they won’t Piss us off again !
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