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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 31st Jan 2022, 17:28
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Re-integration candidate has just been told by driving instructor how far the rules nowadays may be bend in your own favor.
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 18:27
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I'm sorry you cannot get hold of your favourite chocolate confectionary at the moment, but it was felt that is was inappropriate having a confectionary aimed at children called Yorkie, the world is a fickle place as you probably know, I had to fight tooth and nail for my tailor to retain the right to use Saville Row in his advertising.
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 19:20
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Hanson you say. Go on then, do MMMBop.

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Old 31st Jan 2022, 20:09
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Don’t worry, it was only a cyclist and the new Highway Code doesn’t come into effect until midnight.
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 20:31
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I must admit I felt like that too the first time Carrie stuck her love balls in me.
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 20:58
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You think this is a big hole...
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 21:00
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Ah sorry, perhaps I should not have given you my last Rolo...
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 21:00
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You want to get a haircut mate, all that weight is sliding it off the back of your head.
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 21:06
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Where ZZ Top got their inspiration for..

" Arrested for Driving While Blind "

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Old 31st Jan 2022, 21:11
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Piles huh?
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 21:13
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They said “May God be your co-pilot”…..but somehow I don’t think that’s him!
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 21:21
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'Unresponsive eh?...aah yes ha!, I like your deny everything modus operandi.'
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Old 1st Feb 2022, 04:01
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I felt like that today after Starmar gave me a good shafting in the house.
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Old 1st Feb 2022, 04:07
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I hope you don’t mind me hitching a lift with you chum, there’s a bit of a rumpus over using the private jet for government business.
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Old 1st Feb 2022, 05:11
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Old dude: (Leans back and...Pffffftttt...)
Boris: Omigawd, what are they feeding you in the old folks home???
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Old 1st Feb 2022, 06:52
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Look mate if you don't shut up, your boring me to death, I have a little red button on the top of the gear stick, you knob...
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Old 1st Feb 2022, 06:53
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BJ... Look I had more response from the Stig you know
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Old 1st Feb 2022, 06:57
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Look you might be my local MP and looking for my vote but don't you think giving me a Peerage might not be seen as a bit of Bribery and Corruption??
Oh no not at all, I have the Police Met Commissioner in my pocket, after all she does owe me a favour.
( as does the Home Secretary )
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Old 1st Feb 2022, 07:01
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Well that's unfortunate, Does anyone else know how to drive this thing..?..
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Old 1st Feb 2022, 09:00
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Right! Want to join me on the Flying Fox?
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