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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd Feb 2022, 18:00
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
The driver is distraught when the examiner fails his driving test due to a untidy vehicle. .
Clean Car clean Mind was the comment used...
That was what my boss always said.
His car was always empty
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Old 2nd Feb 2022, 18:03
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Driver of Heatrow’s Shollow Me car has just been pointed his spelling mistake ….
and the consequences
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Old 3rd Feb 2022, 04:33
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Weekend at Bernies III: The Party
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Old 3rd Feb 2022, 05:03
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Boris: "Well, come on! I'm wearing my black cotton gloves so I won't mark the CST, so you had better announce me as winning this caption competition!"
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Old 3rd Feb 2022, 06:25
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On their first day at the Quarry, Mr Slade gives Fred and Barney the PPE...
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Old 3rd Feb 2022, 06:30
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Where Jim Hanson got his idea for " The Muppets Show "
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Old 3rd Feb 2022, 06:52
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Having had their show cancelled by the BBC For no longer being compatable with the Corporations Ethics, Diversity and Wokness the hosts of Top Gear are only too glad to get any driving position.
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Old 3rd Feb 2022, 07:07
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...are we at 88mph yet?
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Old 3rd Feb 2022, 21:08
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Look, i'm really impressed with your driving skills, if you fancy a change of career I have some unexpected oportunities arisen at Downing Street if you fancy helping to steer the ship through this stormy water...
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Old 3rd Feb 2022, 23:00
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So you’ve heard about the energy price cap removal.




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Old 3rd Feb 2022, 23:02
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I wouldn’t turn the heater on mate, you can’t afford it.
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Old 4th Feb 2022, 06:43
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Well that's a start, Jim fixed it for me, now about my other slight problem, Jim? Jim,
Sorry PM Jimmy has passed away ...
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Old 4th Feb 2022, 10:16
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I'm looking for a new political advisor, how about it handsome?
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Old 4th Feb 2022, 14:39
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Hang on, you're not Sunak and Rabb. Where am I?
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Hang on, didn't I see you earlier diging a ditch with a bulldozer?
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You working class types really are a bunch of lazy oiks. Do any of you ever get your PPE dirty?
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So how about it? a nice cushdy job at No10, I can't guarantee how long it will last though...
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"Sorry, you are really my father?"
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Old 4th Feb 2022, 20:22
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BJ....is he alright? He's not moving or speaking. .
Headless man on right, ...Sorry PM but he can't move or speak till the Sparrows have all fledged
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Runner up with"Don,t know what's wrong with him! He's been like that since we told him you were coming"
is Traffic is er was.

Winner is Cavuman1 with"The feeling you get when you realise that you have followed through!"
CST being cleaned as we speak and will be clattered via Biffa when they get round to it!
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