Caption Competition Mk III
Boris: "Well, come on! I'm wearing my black cotton gloves so I won't mark the CST, so you had better announce me as winning this caption competition!"
Having had their show cancelled by the BBC For no longer being compatable with the Corporations Ethics, Diversity and Wokness the hosts of Top Gear are only too glad to get any driving position.
Look, i'm really impressed with your driving skills, if you fancy a change of career I have some unexpected oportunities arisen at Downing Street if you fancy helping to steer the ship through this stormy water...
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So you’ve heard about the energy price cap removal.
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I wouldn’t turn the heater on mate, you can’t afford it.
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I'm looking for a new political advisor, how about it handsome?
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So how about it? a nice cushdy job at No10, I can't guarantee how long it will last though...
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"Sorry, you are really my father?"
Runner up with"Don,t know what's wrong with him! He's been like that since we told him you were coming"
is Traffic is er was.
Winner is Cavuman1 with"The feeling you get when you realise that you have followed through!"
CST being cleaned as we speak and will be clattered via Biffa when they get round to it!
is Traffic is er was.
Winner is Cavuman1 with"The feeling you get when you realise that you have followed through!"
CST being cleaned as we speak and will be clattered via Biffa when they get round to it!