Caption Competition Mk III
Well, honey you said you wanted me gone…..
Geez, that’s harsh for someone who forgot their mask…..
Gnome de PPRuNe
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OK, lots of goodies but my favourite is an early offering from cynicalint:
Congratulations! CST has been recovered, unlike the Taylorcraft, and subject to any FAA investigation should be with you shortly...
OMG! I've dropped the CST!
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What do you mean, during the war?
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I know it's a self driving technology demonstator, but was the corpse neccessary?
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Do you really think being seen with Santa is going to improve my survival chances?
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Forget Covid mate, be careful who you finger or before you know it gangrene sets in
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I'm not saying the missus is frigid, but I'm suffering from frostbite to the hands something wicked.
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"No, Mr Assange, I expect you to extradite yourself."
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Did you just say something about when you were on Lightnings?
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"Are you sure you're cut out for a job with Deliveroo?"
We're not sure what's wrong with him. He's been like that since we told him you were coming.
Yes sir, it's appears to be a new strain of Covid. We're thinking of calling it Andromeda. You may have heard of it?
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Don't worry I am used to sitting next to dummies.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Ejector seat? You're jokinggggggggggggggggggg....
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Come on mate, Seriously, there must be a party somewhere we can go too
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And your driver today Prime Minister will be crash test dummy no 5.