Caption Competition Mk III

[cavuman1]

I am honored, cynicalint! Stand by for a new challenge shortly; our internet is spotty due to recent inclement Wx of ice and snow.

- Ed

[cavuman1]

Alright Ladies and Gents! Have a go at this one:


- Ed

[Hydromet]

"Hang about Gertrude, and I'll take you for a spin."

[Buster Hyman]

I think we're at cross purposes here...

[Buster Hyman]

Bertie. Is that a real engine, or just a prop?

[treadigraph]

You did turn the mags off didn't you?

[treadigraph]

When you said you'd give me a lift I thought you'd take me flying...

[treadigraph]

No Honey, it's a bi-PLANE. a bi-sexual is like your Uncle Quentin...

[Wensleydale]

"When you said that you would take me swinging, I thought it was something else..."

[Kiltrash]

Will you Marry me??
Its not Feb 29
Oh i'll have to hang on for a couple of years then

[Kiltrash]

Now will you belive your heavier than me??

[Kiltrash]

Cpl Klinger joins the Air Force

[Kiltrash]

That's another FINE mess you got me into

[Kiltrash]

Dick Dastardly finally gets Penelope Pitstop into a compromising position

[Kiltrash]

....well this is more fun than being teamed with that stupid Mutt

[Self loading bear]

If you hold on some more, my co-pilot will show you the working principle of the machine gun synchronization.

or

You did not understand me correctly when I explained the machine gun synchronization to you last month.
You were not supposed to get shot-up-with-child by my co-pilot while I was away.
I will explain more clearly again.

[ShyTorque]

“I knew getting hitched would hold me back!”

[ShyTorque]

“When I said retard the ignition, that’s not what I meant!”

[Dan Gerous]

That wasn't what I meant when I said we need an improvement on the drag George!

[Kiltrash]

At Croydon, Treadigraphs parents first gazed lovingly into each others eyes