Caption Competition Mk III

[The Nr Fairy]

This isn't the first time a man's lied to me about the size of his weapon.

[Chu Chu]

Okay I admit it. The traversing mechanism is indeed worthless. But I was wrong when I said fairies wouldn't move the gun for us.

[NutLoose]

She’s BEHIND youuuuuuu!!!!!!!!

[Kiltrash]

...and that's why ladies you should not mix your whites with your coloureds in the wash.....

[NutLoose]

So he said, do you want to see my helmet and I said, no thanks I’ve already got one.

[NutLoose]

I see Bo Peep’s been put on barrel duties again..

[NutLoose]

Aunt Sally’s prepare to return the balls..

[Kiltrash]

Mrs Hoskins accidentally reversed her tank into the hole in the ground. ...OK let's leave it there and call it a planned gun emplacement

[Kiltrash]

More Lube, you can never have too much lube

[Kiltrash]

Surley if this is a Navel gun it would be better protected against corrosion? ?
Don't call me Surley, It's Captain Shirley to you ..

[Kiltrash]

Captain it's not moving...
Well it might help if all you ladies were to push at the same time....you know PUUUSH like the midwife taught you...

[Kiltrash]

At Gibraltar it was never a good plan to pay the men in peanuts ....look what you get

[OMAAbound]

"If we put dresses on, maybe they won't shoot at us!"

OMAA

[NutLoose]

I didn't think the boss meant this when he said he was going to give us a good dressing down.

[Buster Hyman]

The Nuns of Navarone.

[Chu Chu]

When I invited you to lay my gun, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.

[fitliker]

Be gentle Ladies , you don’t want this gun going off early .

[fitliker]

All this pushing , shoving and prancing about , it better be worth it when it goes bang

[NutLoose]

Reload, come on Polly, fill her…

[fitliker]

Are skirts and petticoats regulated by the Kings Regulations or the Queens Regulations ?
Question for junior occifers !

Pay peanuts get monkeys, pay peanuts and bananas get fat monkeys !