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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 19th Jan 2022, 14:36
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This isn't the first time a man's lied to me about the size of his weapon.
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Old 19th Jan 2022, 15:25
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Okay I admit it. The traversing mechanism is indeed worthless. But I was wrong when I said fairies wouldn't move the gun for us.
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Old 19th Jan 2022, 17:21
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She’s BEHIND youuuuuuu!!!!!!!!
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Old 19th Jan 2022, 20:25
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...and that's why ladies you should not mix your whites with your coloureds in the wash.....
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Old 19th Jan 2022, 21:03
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So he said, do you want to see my helmet and I said, no thanks I’ve already got one.
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Old 19th Jan 2022, 21:16
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I see Bo Peep’s been put on barrel duties again..
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Old 19th Jan 2022, 21:17
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Aunt Sallyís prepare to return the balls..
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 05:58
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Mrs Hoskins accidentally reversed her tank into the hole in the ground. ...OK let's leave it there and call it a planned gun emplacement
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 06:04
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More Lube, you can never have too much lube
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 06:07
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Surley if this is a Navel gun it would be better protected against corrosion? ?
Don't call me Surley, It's Captain Shirley to you ..
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 06:11
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Captain it's not moving...
Well it might help if all you ladies were to push at the same time....you know PUUUSH like the midwife taught you...
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 06:17
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At Gibraltar it was never a good plan to pay the men in peanuts ....look what you get
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 10:14
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"If we put dresses on, maybe they won't shoot at us!"

OMAA
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 12:14
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I didn't think the boss meant this when he said he was going to give us a good dressing down.
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 12:44
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The Nuns of Navarone.
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 12:55
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When I invited you to lay my gun, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 18:04
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Be gentle Ladies , you donít want this gun going off early .
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 18:07
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All this pushing , shoving and prancing about , it better be worth it when it goes bang
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 19:37
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Reload, come on Polly, fill her…
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Old 20th Jan 2022, 19:52
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Are skirts and petticoats regulated by the Kings Regulations or the Queens Regulations ?
Question for junior occifers !

Pay peanuts get monkeys, pay peanuts and bananas get fat monkeys !
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