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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Dec 2021, 17:45
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....Deep suck in through clenched teeth..
.You want it back WHEN
or
This is gonna cost you. ..
or
Don't think they still make the parts

or insert ANY excuse a Tradsperson has ever given you why a job is gonna cost more, take longer or won't be what you wanted ...
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Old 6th Dec 2021, 18:09
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We’re not cut out for this type of work.
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Old 6th Dec 2021, 18:35
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Draughty, it almost blew our caps off.
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Old 6th Dec 2021, 20:59
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I'll have a judge tomorrow at some time.

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Old 6th Dec 2021, 21:55
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Let me guess: Hoskins has taken up repousse.

Yep. And if it means he's stopped designing silk purses, I'm all for it.
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Old 6th Dec 2021, 22:23
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Geez… worst case of tin worm I’ve ever seen.
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 07:02
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Worse case of engine vibration ever seen
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 07:05
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Sgt Cameron had a lucky escape after storm Barra passes and the crew cleared away the downed trees
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 07:10
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...and after this picture was published in the Good 'ol US of A, Boeing decided it was a good idea to fit waist gunners to the B-17.
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 07:15
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As Sgt Cameron invites the local WAAFs to dispersal to take a photograph of his bomb hole, it is time to judge. Can't resist a good pun (or even a bad one) so the winner is:

Originally Posted by NutLoose
You should have heard the language coming out of the mid upper gunner when it hit, worst case of turret’s syndrome I’ve ever heard.
Congratulations.

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Old 7th Dec 2021, 12:18
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Thank you

Ok, lets see what you can do with this young lady.


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Old 7th Dec 2021, 13:01
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What? Nutloose has finally fallen off his thread you said...
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 13:48
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Ahhh, very good...Ones been expecting you...

...One would like a large 99 with extra sprinkles....and two flakes!
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 13:54
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No Master of the Photos, I can still see those 2 creeps, Andrew and Harry. ....rearrange immediately. ..
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 13:56
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Oh what..**** me..Tuesday again...already. ..Oh ok show him in...Arrange for a call in 90 Seconds that I'm needed in the Royal Toilet. ...and DON'T be late
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Oh you have found me a space in St Augustus Home for the Senile and Elderly....OK tell Charles to pack his bags and move there...., I'm staying put
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 14:02
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Now tell me again, just how you lost me £100m by dropping it overboard....and make it good this time
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 14:04
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No I'm going to have to insist on seeing your I'd, ...That Jeanette Charles is on the loose again.
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Old 7th Dec 2021, 14:07
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Yes ma'am I've had all the dogs poo* removed from the Axminster. I will ensure that the Prime Minister does go to the toilet BEFORE next week's audience

* PPRuNe won't allow the word **** so I had to improvise
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“… and please pop to IKEA to get a replacement for this chair.”
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