Caption Competition Mk III
....Deep suck in through clenched teeth..
.You want it back WHEN
or
This is gonna cost you. ..
or
Don't think they still make the parts
or insert ANY excuse a Tradsperson has ever given you why a job is gonna cost more, take longer or won't be what you wanted ...
.You want it back WHEN
or
This is gonna cost you. ..
or
Don't think they still make the parts
or insert ANY excuse a Tradsperson has ever given you why a job is gonna cost more, take longer or won't be what you wanted ...
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We’re not cut out for this type of work.
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Draughty, it almost blew our caps off.
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Geez… worst case of tin worm I’ve ever seen.
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As Sgt Cameron invites the local WAAFs to dispersal to take a photograph of his bomb hole, it is time to judge. Can't resist a good pun (or even a bad one) so the winner is:
Congratulations.
W.
W.
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Thank you 
Ok, lets see what you can do with this young lady.
Ok, lets see what you can do with this young lady.
Yes ma'am I've had all the dogs poo* removed from the Axminster. I will ensure that the Prime Minister does go to the toilet BEFORE next week's audience
* PPRuNe won't allow the word **** so I had to improvise
* PPRuNe won't allow the word **** so I had to improvise
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“… and please pop to IKEA to get a replacement for this chair.”