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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Jan 2022, 14:33
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"We don't look stupid do we dear?'

"What?"

"I said WE DONT LOOK STUPID DO WE DEAR?"

"WHAT?"

"...Oh never mind..."
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Old 17th Jan 2022, 14:47
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On the German beach the Nazi version of Von Punch and Herr Judy was found terribly funny to the Hitler Youth
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Old 17th Jan 2022, 15:37
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....and then Herr Logie Baird invented Subtitle's
oh and 50 " 4k UHD ...
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Old 17th Jan 2022, 15:38
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At the Dartford Crossing toll booth coin catchers became all the rage so the traffic did not have to stop.
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Old 17th Jan 2022, 15:40
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It is I Leclere. .. ( Allo Allo )
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Old 17th Jan 2022, 15:41
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At Roswell the X Files agents try to blend in
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Old 17th Jan 2022, 18:42
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With this equipment we avoid paying the BBC licence fee....we look into and hear the neighbours telly.
or
Prince Harry your Met protection has arrived ...
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We can clearly hear and see the Asylum Seekers getting near the French coast so we can deploy our assets more efficiently. Scramble 5 flight ...
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Old 17th Jan 2022, 20:19
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Old 17th Jan 2022, 23:19
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Beer goggles + stereo mini-foghorns! What could possibly go wrong?

- Ron Popeil
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Old 17th Jan 2022, 23:22
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I can see a loud smell!
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 00:58
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These items could safely detect a fart at 200 metres, and fortunately the nosepieces were not connected.
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 09:24
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The "Kraftfahrzeugipoden-Haftpflichtseeandhearversicherungbungeneyetrumpeter" proved promising...but the name would need some tweaking!
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 09:46
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.....and with a monthly payment of ONLY $ 6 you can upgrade to the latest technology with this 6G Audio Visual headset, so real you will think you really are on the surface off the moon. Please can i have your card details. .
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 10:36
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Moving on quickly (of course), and runners up who made me chuckle:

Kiltrash with "At the Dartford Crossing toll booth coin catchers became all the rage so the traffic did not have to stop."

Buster Hyman with "Nuttys Captioneers seen on a rare break."

and for the next Caption post, winner is....

Wensleydale with "An old album is discovered - allegedly containing photographs of Elton John's wedding party."

Thankyoueverymuch Ladies and Gentlemen 🤡
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 11:18
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Thank you old chap. I will continue with this.....



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Old 18th Jan 2022, 12:39
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Hoskins could never keep "traverse" and "transvestite" straight, so he was taking no chances.
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 12:59
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Little Bo Peep and pals have lost their sheep, so they've joined the Royal Artillery...
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 13:00
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..When I said we would have to drag them around.....what I meant was...
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 13:00
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This is a dress rehearsal for the big show...
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 13:03
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