Caption Competition Mk III
With this equipment we avoid paying the BBC licence fee....we look into and hear the neighbours telly.
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Prince Harry your Met protection has arrived ...
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We can clearly hear and see the Asylum Seekers getting near the French coast so we can deploy our assets more efficiently. Scramble 5 flight ...
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Prince Harry your Met protection has arrived ...
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We can clearly hear and see the Asylum Seekers getting near the French coast so we can deploy our assets more efficiently. Scramble 5 flight ...
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Beer goggles + stereo mini-foghorns! What could possibly go wrong?
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.....and with a monthly payment of ONLY $ 6 you can upgrade to the latest technology with this 6G Audio Visual headset, so real you will think you really are on the surface off the moon. Please can i have your card details. .
.....and with a monthly payment of ONLY $ 6 you can upgrade to the latest technology with this 6G Audio Visual headset, so real you will think you really are on the surface off the moon. Please can i have your card details. .
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Moving on quickly (of course), and runners up who made me chuckle:
Kiltrash with "At the Dartford Crossing toll booth coin catchers became all the rage so the traffic did not have to stop."
Buster Hyman with "Nuttys Captioneers seen on a rare break."
and for the next Caption post, winner is....
Wensleydale with "An old album is discovered - allegedly containing photographs of Elton John's wedding party."
Thankyoueverymuch Ladies and Gentlemen 🤡
Kiltrash with "At the Dartford Crossing toll booth coin catchers became all the rage so the traffic did not have to stop."
Buster Hyman with "Nuttys Captioneers seen on a rare break."
and for the next Caption post, winner is....
Wensleydale with "An old album is discovered - allegedly containing photographs of Elton John's wedding party."
Thankyoueverymuch Ladies and Gentlemen 🤡
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Little Bo Peep and pals have lost their sheep, so they've joined the Royal Artillery...
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This is a dress rehearsal for the big show...
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