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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 14th Jan 2022, 02:01
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He said his name was Hammond and not to worry, he’s done this sort of thing before.
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Somehow I think we should go back to making smoke, the make fog device to hide in seems slightly underwhelming.
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 04:15
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You'll never tow a ship this big with an aircraft that small.
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 04:49
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Mr Knievel, Guiness World Records are on the phone; they say it's not really a motorcycle any more...
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O'Flattery emerges from the smoke clutching a half burnt stick of marshmallows ...
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In a strange twist of fate, the refuelling Drone uses up almost all its fuel just getting airborne....ah yes but the Russians and Chinese dont know that....till they waste time and energy re engineering it

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Old 14th Jan 2022, 06:23
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Having been returned to the Carrier, Bin Laden's burial at Sea pictures are finally released. The Admiral said it's how he would have wanted to go.

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Old 14th Jan 2022, 06:28
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With the blessing of HMTQ her namesake fired off her ex favourite Son as they cruised just off Long Island ...
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 06:44
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Yes but the Brits will buy it, they want all our old tat...
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 08:20
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" PULL "
and so the USN Clay Pigeon team gets in some well needed practice
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 08:21
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This?? Its just proof of concept, next week it's 892 's mess piano
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 09:31
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Onboard HMAS Melbourne Djokovich finally gets the message his Visa has been revoked

Ps HMAS Melbourne the only Commonwealth Warship to have sunk 2 Friendly warships ...unlucky or what
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 11:26
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Deliveroo's new Carrier Onboard Delivery service departs back to base after supplying 74 pizzas, 23 vindaloos, 18 chow meins, a dozen KFCs and five COD and chips to eager matelots...

Ps HMAS Melbourne the only Commonwealth Warship to have sunk 2 Friendly warships ...unlucky or what
( Unaware of those accidents, the first occurred the day before I was born... )
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That Thunderbird 2 launching looks smaller in real life Number one..
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 12:18
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Who was supposed to remove the intake cover?
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 13:18
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Captain,.... The Admirals asked what happened to his Jet (&) Ski
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 13:21
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This is the new fog dispersal system? Hmmmm, I think I detect a tiny flaw...
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Old 14th Jan 2022, 13:39
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"Like I said Sir, it doesn't matter how many JATOs you attach to the ship, you won't get any more knots out of it....."
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Kettle's boiled!
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Yes, I can see how the MOD say's it's a cheaper option than retrofitting a built in catapult system, by supplying us with some on deck rocket powered wheeled launching sleds, but how do we attach our jets to it?
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