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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 23rd Nov 2021, 07:52
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The search for ix goes on without success
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 08:02
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The latest R2D2 droid installed behind the pilot proved far more useful than his predecessor as he had arms and could help ....
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 09:10
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Oi! There something fishy going on up here.
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 09:58
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"Dunno Sir, says on the box it's a new 'anti-dive' software update....."
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 11:31
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Sorry Skip, we have pulled it apart and re built it but we can't find the snag reported..


when will someone re read the task sheet, it clearly says 5240...
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 11:38
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HOSKINS...you put the LEFT on the RIGHT...again. better tattoo L and R on your hand
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 11:38
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(Obvious caption)

"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 11:40
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Nope, looked everywhere but still can't find the Lift Fan. ..
and that's why the RAF would not have A and B models...
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 11:42
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Man with India voice, Microsoft here, we detect you have a problem, please insert $2b
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 11:46
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Russian voices..
Now we have retrieved the Japanese and the British craft can we re engineer them??
Putin...Comrades were NOT that despairate..
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 12:41
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'Ere, I've found where the CO's hidden his missus's Crimble present!
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 12:41
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“Big Bertha’s definitely in here somewhere….look, here’s her underpants!”
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 12:58
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These intake covers are great. Too bad we have to fly to Norway to get them installed.
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 19:02
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Just pull the yellow and black stripe handle , no need for intake covers after that !
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 19:05
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The red covers are hard to fit when the stealth covers are still fitted , so says the cunning artificer
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 20:43
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You guys in the reserve?
Yes.
You work for the local authority's road department don't you.
Yes, how did you know?
Cause all you've done all day is stare into a hole.
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Old 23rd Nov 2021, 22:07
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No matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t get the two halves of the Airfix display model to fit together…..
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 01:00
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Hoskins finally admits this is a close as he gets to getting his leg over
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 01:07
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No, quick cover it up, there's a load of Crabs in that one. ..
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 01:09
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As the Trawlers get back to port, the Skipper admits normally it is Submarines they catch in the nets

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