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Old 18th Jan 2022, 12:13
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At Walmington-on-sea the home guards uniforms went missing in the wash, The Captain sent them to Pvt Pike to get new clothes...
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 12:15
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The Canadians having scaled the cliffs were surprised to find the Germans Fancy Dress party frocks, so commandeered them as a war prize.
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 12:15
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The Lilliput 'Men' find Thors Hammer.
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Oh, I thought you said "Wears my Frock n Artillery"
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 12:17
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At Dover it was felt the Germans would not be cads and invade at Easter
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 12:54
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Modern remake of "The Guns of Navarone", with mandatory extra inclusivity.
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 13:26
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The real reason Pioneer-Sergeant Kunze stormed Fort Douaumont.
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 14:57
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There is a place for everyone in the modern Army . Do not lie about your particulars lest you end up in the wrong regiment .

Regiments no longer being mustered under geographic draws, more along the lines of what kind of drawers are being worn .

The no knickers crowd might find themselves in the Cameron Highlanders as that is their regimental dress with emphasis on the mental ya bas

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Old 18th Jan 2022, 16:38
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18 months without an unannounced exercise, and now this. I knew we shouldn't told Command about our little drama night.
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 19:35
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'That's the last time they mock us as big girl's blouses.'
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 20:00
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The cast of "It Ain't half Hot, Mum" are transferred to the dropshorts.
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 20:28
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Obviously, they all dress to the left...
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 20:51
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In Gibraltar / Singapore the men thought they were on a cushty number then the enemy attacked from the land....TURN THE GUNS LADS..
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 20:57
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Owing to a mix up in the camouflage department the men were issued with White Artic clothing. ...Needed to find something more suitable for the jungle in the ....Wait for it...Army and Navy stores 😊
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Old 18th Jan 2022, 20:59
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The men from HMS Pinafore are drafted onto the land defences
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Old 19th Jan 2022, 03:37
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"The boss said to skirt around behind them."
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Old 19th Jan 2022, 04:17
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Just because they stripped him of his commanding officers uniform I don’t see why the rest of us in the Queens Regiment should lose ours

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Old 19th Jan 2022, 04:20
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Trans verse? I don’t know that one, but you hum it and I’ll try to sing it.
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Old 19th Jan 2022, 04:22
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I think someone was taking the piss when they sent us these new onesie kilts, after all they’re not even plaid.
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Old 19th Jan 2022, 04:24
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I tell you what, itís cut absenteeism, not one of them has wandered off into town.
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