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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Jan 2022, 04:30
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Henchman to pilot: Well you did ask for a bit of slime to fill the void between the front windscreen and the fuselage.
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Old 7th Jan 2022, 04:55
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Quick dash round the cabbage patch at .9 Mach , leave the window open , that might straighten your hair a bit . If that doesn’t work there are still a few gallon buckets of brylcream left at the back of the hangar as used by pilots flying taildraggers out of sod fields .
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Old 7th Jan 2022, 06:52
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Despite Governmental promising that ' Lessons would be learnt' the PM still visits successfull British factories and projects.....just before closing them down
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Old 7th Jan 2022, 06:54
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At Farnborough the PM sees the new wizz bang BRITISH weapons and looks to a little country to have a war with.......well it worked for Maggie win a second term he reasoned

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Old 7th Jan 2022, 10:08
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Well you’re the PM! YOU tell them which photo we’re using!
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Old 7th Jan 2022, 15:47
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So it's only a single seater? Wow... take a note to the MOD Peter . .. for every Phantom they scrap they have the crew for two of these....now what's the crew needed for a Carrier??

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Old 7th Jan 2022, 16:15
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another lazy arse mumbling yammer

- Ed
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Old 8th Jan 2022, 05:38
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"A night hood? Isn't that a condom?"
"Yes, and they only give them to d1cks like you!"
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Old 8th Jan 2022, 05:51
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My ego's writing cheques your body can't cash...
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Old 8th Jan 2022, 06:01
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[Thinks] Must bring in the Human Rights Act - after all, Cherie is the best paid Human Rights lawyer in the Country......................................
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Old 8th Jan 2022, 06:20
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What do you mean I can't drive it?? Boris got to drive the helicopter!
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Old 8th Jan 2022, 17:16
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Yes but will this get me in the Phantom Friday Thread??
PM, it's not ALL about you, said Peter
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Old 8th Jan 2022, 19:18
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“Can we call this a business meeting”
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Old 8th Jan 2022, 20:42
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Mandelson to Pilot ...

Here's your Wingman, please excuse the windblown hair...




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Old 8th Jan 2022, 21:04
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Putin to Tony:
”Was that your wife starring in that witch Blair project?”
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Old 8th Jan 2022, 21:16
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You can carry two laser guided bombs? Right, I'll give you the coordinates for John Prescott and Gordon Brown's homes for today's mission. Tomorrow...
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Old 8th Jan 2022, 22:04
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Is that the plate for the in-flight catering?
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Old 8th Jan 2022, 23:09
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Tony Blair

Well I am sure your Typhoon is impressive but I once got a ride in the back seat of a Jaguar B !
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 11:19
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If you hold your hand like this, and concentrate really hard, you can use The Force to make it fly!
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 11:23
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Not a caption: What's the deal with the gap along the bottom of the windscreen?
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