Moving on quickly (of course), and runners up who made me chuckle:
Kiltrash with "
At the Dartford Crossing toll booth coin catchers became all the rage so the traffic did not have to stop."
Buster Hyman with "Nuttys Captioneers seen on a rare break."
and for the next Caption post, winner is....
Wensleydale with "An old album is discovered - allegedly containing photographs of Elton John's wedding party."
Thankyoueverymuch Ladies and Gentlemen 🤡