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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 14th Jan 2022, 14:06
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So that's the concept proved Sir, all we need to do it hook it up to the front of a bowser and we can deice the decks...
That's all well and good Hoskins, but you do realise our decks are wooden..
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 03:49
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G G G Gee Mr T T T Tracey, Th Th Th This isn't w w w working. W W W We need t t t find a a a an island.
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 04:45
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"Tell Able Seaman Coffman that his idea for starting an engine doesn't work!"
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 06:05
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Wow that's impressive Mr Scientist, bet that has a big explosion...
Not exactly Mr Congressman it gets to the target and it plays a Mr Trump / Johnson / Morrison speech , scares them to surrender
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 06:07
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Additional booze run delivery to Downing Street

( the gift that keeps on giving )
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 06:11
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Very impressive what's the guidance system??
15 Year old student in Montana Beijing ..amazing how good this 5G is now
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 08:32
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Able Seaman Burns lights up what he thought was the BBQ.
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 10:01
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Well Hoskins, that's one hell of a Gender reveal!
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 10:52
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It's the new defence minister's idea Sir. He said it looks a lot more impressive than some puffs of steam!




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Old 15th Jan 2022, 12:47
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(H) Okay, Sir, I shot the Regulus. It turned out I didn't need the sextant you gave me.
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 13:01
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Ok, hold on Hoskins, we’re about to self isolate you.
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 13:38
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OK Perkins, you proved your point, catering tins of baked beans three months or more past their use by date SHOULD be dumped overboard...
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 13:40
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Heath Robinson brews tea for the ship's company.
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 15:16
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I told the wife there was a sale on at Next, she was off like a rocket!

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Old 15th Jan 2022, 18:05
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Are you sure the package coordinates said Croydon.???
Well can only improve the locale
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 18:09
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( one for Buster )
Everton descide to fire the manager ...watch this space ...
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 18:10
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I'd like Tony to get a HDR of this in flight over Flamborough Head
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 18:13
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Donno what catagory AvHerald are gonna put this in

Ps Apologies just back from Footy with a away win and Alcohol involved .
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 18:48
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I reckon if we moved that launch ramp to the front of the flight deck and made it a bit longer ...
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Old 15th Jan 2022, 18:53
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Jankers you say ? Oh for the good old days and keel hauling , these fancy rockets are so loud you cannot hear them screaming their contritions and promises to behave in the future .

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