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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 3rd Mar 2022, 11:09
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Netflix previews their new upcoming show..The Mummy
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Old 3rd Mar 2022, 14:52
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You won't belive what 622 wrote about you darling in here, I think you may need to re activate the Tower of London cells...and no he's defiantly wrong ...😊
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Old 3rd Mar 2022, 14:57
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The (in) famous Bitch in the Box is finally revealed
( in case anyone does not know what that is its the female that gives wrong directions on your Sat Nav..)
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Old 3rd Mar 2022, 16:12
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Yer out of bog roll and itís just mingin in there fella , must have been the previous occupant as my ablutions are pure devine ya ken .
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Old 3rd Mar 2022, 20:36
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Yes this should do, a portable tower appears to be the solution, I shall have to chat to my husband, but I would like to order a pair, can you deliver them to California?
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Old 3rd Mar 2022, 20:37
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Old 4th Mar 2022, 01:28
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In an effort to stay relevant, the Royals sign up for a BBC spin off series "HRH Who".
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Old 4th Mar 2022, 01:32
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Well, we were going to launch a dog into space for the UK's first space shot, but then we thought...Nah, we like the dog.
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Old 4th Mar 2022, 09:34
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Well, thanks all for the entries (and the special mention by Killtrash!)...
..most of them would see us locked up in the Tower, but I must make a decision to see who gets the penthouse suite there!

So the winner is:

Chu Chu with:

No Maam, we'd never use these to lock up prisoners of war.
That wasn't what I meant by "PoW."


Well done, I will have the trophy delivered by Beefeater when he next comes to check your shackles!
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Old 4th Mar 2022, 11:00
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Thank you very much, 622. The WiFi here in the Tower isn't anything to write home about, but I'll give this one a whirl:

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Old 4th Mar 2022, 11:13
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Little boy on right
No thanks I still want to be a Train Driver
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Old 4th Mar 2022, 11:20
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For God's sake Hoskins ....its just a spider!
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Old 4th Mar 2022, 12:45
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CEASE FIRE! Thanks, it's just cleared my constipation.
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hmmm so why has he got the bipod spread says the little boy.
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Old 4th Mar 2022, 13:59
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While everyone was engrossed in the action no one spotted Oliver moving silently through the crowd

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Old 4th Mar 2022, 17:42
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In WW1 Dick Dastardy's dad also had difficulty getting a stable bead on the pigeon
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Schwing!!!
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The early prototype Berlin sex swing had a few drawbacks , some of the older soldiers took far too long to reload , while some of the younger ones would go off prematurely
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We have had no complaints from the Greek ladies regiment from the isle of Lesbos about the excessive vibrations on full auto , they have worn out twelve barrels last week , two on the outside .
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"Come on, Igor! That nuclear reactor is ENORMOUS and you still can't hit it!"
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