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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 28th Oct 2021, 06:12
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What's the time Flipper??
How the frigging heck should I know, I'm only a dumb animal...
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Old 28th Oct 2021, 06:14
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Hoskins descides to test the manufacturer guarantee that his new watch is water resistant to 50m.
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Old 28th Oct 2021, 06:16
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This? I found it on top of the Police Box in Sauchihall Street. After the great flood of 2021
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Old 28th Oct 2021, 06:36
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Starting to slow down, so last call - judging at 2200Z.
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Old 28th Oct 2021, 08:02
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Maritime crime statistics showed that dolphins were particularly good at distraction robberies...
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Old 28th Oct 2021, 08:49
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Mobile Sonar Device for disadvantaged Mammal. ...only £10bn
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Old 28th Oct 2021, 08:59
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Good news, the Government has awarded you a payrise, you will now get 2% more fish.
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Old 28th Oct 2021, 08:59
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Is that a fisheye lens?
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Old 28th Oct 2021, 15:25
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Porpoise to Man: "Excuse me, might I borrow some Viagra? My dorsal fin seems to have gone limp!"

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Old 28th Oct 2021, 16:53
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Daily Mail Headline.

High Flying fish causes automated Early Warning System to activate in Hawaii
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Old 28th Oct 2021, 21:10
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Proving that an early entry is a good entry and should not go unPUNished, the CST goes to Shy Torque, for “Look at the size of that watch! It must be a pilot whale!”

The CST will be delivered in a whale.
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Old 28th Oct 2021, 22:52
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Originally Posted by Hydromet
Proving that an early entry is a good entry and should not go unPUNished, the CST goes to Shy Torque, for “Look at the size of that watch! It must be a pilot whale!”

The CST will be delivered in a whale.
In a whale crocadale?
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Old 29th Oct 2021, 00:04
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Hydromet,

Many thanks, it’s been a very long time since I was first at anything!

However, as I have now given up trying to post any photos on these hallowed pages, to avoid delay I wish to offer the floor open to anyone who can and also to judge the next round? I will flipper the trophy along to the next winner.
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Old 29th Oct 2021, 08:06
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OK then.....how about this one?



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Old 29th Oct 2021, 08:12
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It's a Bell-Deere-veer...
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Old 29th Oct 2021, 08:13
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...or a MASHy-Fergusson...
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Old 29th Oct 2021, 08:51
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One man went to mow...went to mow a meadow
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The USSR shows off its latest Collective farm tractor
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Old 29th Oct 2021, 08:54
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It's designed to be environmentally friendly and is recyclicable
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Old 29th Oct 2021, 08:55
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So that's what the Power Take Off gizmo on the back of me tractor is for...
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