Caption Competition Mk III

[SASless]

"Yo Ho Heave Ho!" and the RAF Sea Shanty Singers were created!

[Kiltrash]

After the debacle in Monaco, Mercedes pit crew get Junkers.

[Kiltrash]

SAC Tom Farmer thinks, There must be a better way to change wheels...

[Kiltrash]

At RAF Reculver Beach...
Sarge are you sure this is a wheel??
Yes why,
Well its ticking for one thing and it says " Drop from 60 feet "

[cattletruck]

I know of a tractor at Mossy Bottom Farm that we could borrow a wheel from.

[Chu Chu]

Maybe it would be easier to put a jack under the tail.

[622]

Sergeant "Well done lads....thats a new record...50 mins to change the wheel.....shame it was the Starboard one that needed replacing!"

[622]

The new Stirling 'full motion' simulator was a little labour intensive!

[622]

Guy at the back "Sorry, not sure where to push .....Im from a Wellington Sqn"

[SASless]

The Station Commander noticed the Men seemed quite happy....and ordered them to be messed about a bit till they started to whinge and moan again.

[Kiltrash]

On attachment to America, the men were amazed at the shear size of the Spruce Goose tailwheel

[Kiltrash]

Well done lads, but I'm sure of was meant to be a 490-105-60, not a 485-110-65. That explains the taxying round in circles.

[Kiltrash]

Call from the cockpit, gear swing check, are the pins in?

[Kiltrash]

How many condoms do you get from a rubber tyre?...
365 if it's a Goodyear....
( hat coat door.)

[Kiltrash]

Whatdoyoumean, no one requested brakes release....

[Kiltrash]

Man arrives at the back...
I've been sent over by Chiefy for a long stand.

[Kiltrash]

Right lads that's her lined up, attach the tow rope and see if the German competitor can beat us for the Gold in the ' Charity Pull Olympic Game '

[cavuman1]

The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round....

- Ed

[cavuman1]

"The inguinal hernia force in these ones is strong" said Yoda, offhandedly.

- Ed

[Ninthace]

I know it’s flat, but it’s only flat at the bottom so once we get it rolling ……