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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 31st Oct 2021, 10:33
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It's a cross breeding between a Whirlwind and a Bell 47
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 10:38
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They’re talking about an armed version, so we’re looking at adding a bucket on the front. They might be able to dig in, but we’ll be able to dig em out quicker.
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 11:07
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Cooo-eeeee! Herbert! There's a Mr Bamford on the phone, can you spare a minute?
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 11:08
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How McCains prepare their chips...
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 11:21
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They say the climate's changing, but I say bring it on! The big fan will keep me cool, and if sea levels rise, I can plow from the hover.
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 11:33
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Oi sees a film on that worldly wise webbing Boobtoob fing, bloke in Orstraya 'erding cows with hoppyclopters. Oi loiks it! But they be gurt costly. So oi's puts me thinking cap on, bought a few bits n bobs from Nalsons and gort me welder out...
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 11:37
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Well done students, now you have created it part 2 of the test is finding a use for it. Answers on a postcard please to PPRuNe Cap Comp,
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 11:40
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Should this not be 10 foot in the air, on a pole to show the way the wind is blowing?
I'm from Poland and I resent that accusation.
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 11:43
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Terrific again Hoskins, a attatchment for the Helicopters rough field landing ability. Should sell by the thousands in the Rockys
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 11:49
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...and that's not all, old boy, now the kids have something to keep their goldfish in too!
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 12:18
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Well done Bruce, but haven't you forgotten the tail rotor?
What's a tractor needing a tail rotor for?
or
Oh that's what that bit left over was for.
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 12:21
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May brings to Santa Pod his latest creation for the standing quarter mile record. Meanwhile Clarkson and Hammond retire to the Ambulance as that's where they will.meet their friend next..
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 12:23
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Very good but just why would a tractor need a ejection seat?
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 12:26
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It comes with power steering.
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Old 31st Oct 2021, 16:34
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Just as the helicopter's collective failed, the reversing tractor's throttle stuck wide-open.

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Old 31st Oct 2021, 16:55
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Harrowing.

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Old 1st Nov 2021, 09:03
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NOT A CAPTION

Will call this one as close to 2130 UK time tonight as I can
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Old 1st Nov 2021, 09:05
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Jeff Capes challenge to pull a Tracopter along tbe runway for Children in need gets off to a promising start ...or was it a Helitor? ?
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Old 1st Nov 2021, 09:44
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Comrade, knew it was a mistake giving that crashed Americanski helicopter to the Great People's Tractor Factory to reverse engineer...
Well to be fair there was not a lot left of the front so they reverted to type...
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Old 1st Nov 2021, 09:55
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Meanwhile, the technicians at Sky TV await their transport to the satellite so that they can change the clock back to GMT.
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