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Old 18th Oct 2021, 15:46
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Apparently they're Trumps tax returns, he wants them "depositing offshore" before the new lot move in.
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 15:49
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Recycle my ass... push
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 15:57
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Capt EW, we have just been engaged by a concentrated burst of BRICK PULP radar!

(I Know its an EW suite but....)

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Old 18th Oct 2021, 16:01
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It wasn't a bird strike, but a brick strike, but at least it has left a clean square hole!
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 16:08
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Originally Posted by Chu Chu
I'm 100% behind this mission. But do the refugees really need an Ikea living room?

(Sorry about my last entry, Treadigraph -- obviously I think slowly and forget quickly.)
No problem at all - great minds think alike or - at the very least - imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 16:09
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 16:23
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Bare base ops are replaced by instant base ops. Hoskins and his dad attempt the mid air assembly loo so they will have something to go on when they land.
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 16:41
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"Aren't you supposed to let the doves out of the basket first before you release them over the memorial service?"
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 16:56
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Jenga…..para style!
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 17:02
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Jeeez, these Arizona voting forms weigh a ton weight, i'll be glad when they are at the bottom of the pacific.
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 17:03
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I couldn't get poppy leaves, just brown paper towels, do you think they'll notice?
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 17:09
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Are you sure this is right, I thought a flyer drop was when you posted them through the door?
we are aren't we?
Ohh yeah, I suppose we are...
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 19:10
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What’s in the box ?

The contents of the CO’s desk !
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 19:12
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I still think dropping MRE’s is air delivery of biological weapons !
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 19:14
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Heh, Heh, Heh, the squad we are dropping these MRE’s to, is the same guys who cleaned us out in that crooked poker game. I hope they like beans and wieners for breakfast, lunch, and dinner !
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 19:17
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Apparently this special chalk is for some Brit Calvary regiment. They forgot to pack the mess silverware…
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 19:24
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“Yeh, they’ll be really excited about these rations until they realise it’s all Menu D again”!
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 21:17
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"It's no good Sarge, it won't leave the aircraft".
"Get it out now, or I'll have it busted down to recycled toilet roll"
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 22:10
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Right that's the Cardboard Cushion down, one circuit and out goes Tom to film the opening stunt to MI7....
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 22:11
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Balsa Wood load? Don't think we need many parachutes then...
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