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Old 15th Oct 2021, 16:07
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 16:27
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Blimey Chuck, It says Muchass Graciass means "thank you very much" and not what we thought, I cannot find anything about other body parts.
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 16:35
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It's true, it says it in the customs small print, we cannot apparently invade Australia untill all seeds, nuts, and plant life have been removed from our personages or irradiated, we then also need to get sprayed with some bug stuff...
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 16:44
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Says here that it's a skylark which has protected status. You can't disturb it till the chicks have flown the nest.
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 17:08
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Taking advantage of the Military in Uniform gets free entrance to the Eden Project
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 17:50
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So that's what he meant by "sod off." This Limey phrase book may come in handy after all.
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 18:02
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My old ma used to say "grass don't grow on a busy street"

Your old ma had alopecia...

No Private, it's "your old Ma had alopecia, Sarge"...
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 19:04
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DANGER 1… Officer with Map.

DANGER 2 …Officer with HSW and Equality Booklets.
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 19:06
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“Just checking … round here rivers are yellow, roads are blue?”
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 12:49
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Sir, don't be alarmed, there's a bustle in your hedgerow!
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 12:57
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Basic recruit quiz question 2: Identify the officer in this picture.
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 12:58
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Sir, don't be alarmed, there's a bustle in your hedgerow!
"I'll just check if we are at the Nut Bush city limits......"
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 14:21
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“Back off, buddy. The badge may say ‘Mountain’, but you ain’t mounting me.”
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 14:24
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“No, it definitely says PCR Covid test within 72 hours of arrival. I guess we’ll have to go back and start again.”
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 15:06
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Why not just ask someone for directions to Chelsea Sarge?
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 16:04
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Private, you need to adjust your camouflage. That variety of grass never has more than nine blades in a cluster.

But Sarge, who would have time to count? Not even our allies fly Jaguars anymore.
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 16:52
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"That's a nice floral arrangement".

"Thank you sir,a brit from garden sas did it for me."


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Old 16th Oct 2021, 17:24
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You look a right Charlie, Dimmock!

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Old 16th Oct 2021, 17:26
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We're supposed to be looking for the Battalion's temporary GHQ, you look like you'd be more at home on GQT...
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Old 16th Oct 2021, 19:01
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"That's not my back pack!" "No, it's not my hand either!"
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