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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Oct 2021, 23:26
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They’re faxing it through right now sir, it’s marvellous what they can do these days with implants, not only can you now talk out of your ass, you can fax too.
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 23:32
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.According to Bradshaw’s railways guide we should be near the railway
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 08:03
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Ha, he still has not noticed the couple of house bricks I slipped in his back pack. Stuff this leading the troops up and down the hills ... several times...
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 08:08
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Bet he did not ask his wife could he " borrow " her used panties to take on deployment, as a reminder of her ...again
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 08:08
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Doctor, It's bigger on the inside..
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 08:21
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"If you're going ... to Saaan Fraaan Cisco...."
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 08:51
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There, Miss Easy-Ley knickers still at the bottom of the Sarge's pack....
Oh Captain Ley, is it not time for the weekly kit inspection?
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 09:05
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As its Autumn (or Fall to our American cousins!) ...I had better call last orders before lads lose the foliage...


Judging later today!
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 10:45
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Ah, this looks right, the sapphire throated warbler. . . "noted for its untidy nests" -- Yep!
The bad news is it's an endangered species.
The good news is the offspring should fledge in about five weeks.
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 12:52
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OK...time 'weed' out the entries and pick best in show....

Runner up is NutLoose with:
It's true, it says it in the customs small print, we cannot apparently invade Australia untill all seeds, nuts, and plant life have been removed from our personages or irradiated, we then also need to get sprayed with some bug stuff...

But the winner is treadigraph with:
Says here that it's a skylark which has protected status. You can't disturb it till the chicks have flown the nest.

Well done....and over to you!
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 13:23
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Thanks 622! Try this one for a day or two...


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Old 18th Oct 2021, 13:49
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Owing to unit hatred Hoskins did not realise the troop had " forgotten " to pack his parachute
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 14:01
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The trials of the new slimline main chute were proving a great success, but the matching new reserve was proving more problematical……
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 14:18
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The USAF came to regret going into competition with Amazon and its drone delivery service when the insurance companies started getting in touch....
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 14:19
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Ms Abbot did the weights and balance??
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 14:21
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There HAS to be a better / safer way to deliver the MOAB..
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 14:23
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Over Stewartby drop drop drop ...
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 14:29
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I'm 100% behind this mission. But do the refugees really need an Ikea living room?

(Sorry about my last entry, Treadigraph -- obviously I think slowly and forget quickly.)
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 14:44
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This'll hit 'em like a ton of bricks!

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Old 18th Oct 2021, 14:48
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The Ikea delivery plane drops a "some assembly required" chimney into a customer's backyard.

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