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Old 19th Oct 2021, 07:02
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.Dont Panic ....don't worry....at the first sign of danger these glasses go completely black. ..Oh they just did ....
( cr Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy )
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 07:19
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Cabbage Crates over the Briny.
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 07:34
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"No, we need to push all the dead weight out to climb over the Himalayas...by the way, don't let go..."
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 09:03
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Well that's one way of disposing of

The new unwanted Gas Boilers...
Or
The Reactor Core from Warspite

over the EU....
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 09:31
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Look, that Pongo Sgt Major said in the mess last night, that no exercise is realistic enough unless it's raining **** down on us, so open the sluice valve and let's give him his wish.
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 09:36
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That's us over the recycling centre now, Green on, Go!
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 09:37
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We'll soon have the Californian oil spill cleaned up, these are the max absorbant panty pads.
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 12:08
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Drop Masters school:
Lesson 1: Push it out the door.
Qualified.
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 12:09
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The Loadmasters going to be pi$$ed when he finds out what you did with his lunch box!
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 12:15
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This'll be the mother of all chemtrails..
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 16:15
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That's half the carbon sequestration scheme sorted. Now we just have to figure out how to get it from the engines to the crate.
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 16:35
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“That man … where are your Safety Gloves?”
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 16:44
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It seems a bit complicated but let's go through it again. When we get over the reservoir, load away, wait 15 seconds, split arse 180 turn and 45 degree dive back along the track. Surely there has to be an easier way to clean the cockpit windows.
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 19:53
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I don't care if they want Weetabix, they'll take Shredded Wheat and that's that!
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Two aircrew in the background

"Are those compo boxes are empty"?
"Yeh, the boxes are the most nutritious part of the rations, so they're only dropping the boxes now".
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 07:10
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As the Lancaster went Unserviceable the practice run went well with the Islander. However later reports said it did not have the expected gravitas.
Especially as the flowers has been held up by the HGV shortage and was substituted by Covid Self Test Kits.
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 07:15
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On a Special mission personally authorised by The Queen, Prince Andrew is dropped off at Langley.
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 07:17
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There Mr Cummins, over Barnard, message from the PM ' Stay here ' Dammit...
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Old 20th Oct 2021, 08:08
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It’s apparently a Journalist that they wanted in Newcastle….
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