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Why isn't Private Walker here?
He is seeing to your wife's needs Sir.
Is he indeed? Good man. Right, today's task is....
He is seeing to your wife's needs Sir.
Is he indeed? Good man. Right, today's task is....
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Don’t worry Godfrey, I’m to old to have a negligent discharge, ask my wife.
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Shouldn’t you be pointing it at them Captain Mainwaring…
Ahh good man, I was wondering when someone would notice that Cpl Jones.
Ahh good man, I was wondering when someone would notice that Cpl Jones.
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We’re out of ammo Captain, we need a weapon, how about a pike? They don’t like it up em you know.
You just wait untill I tell my mum what you have in store for me, you hear that Uncle Arthur?
You just wait untill I tell my mum what you have in store for me, you hear that Uncle Arthur?
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Captain Manwairing, I think I’ve just sat on my bayonet and you know I don’t think it’s as bad as I made out.
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Gather round men, it has come to my attention that Lance Corporal Jones is about to release an album of songs.
I have one round left in this rifle and I put it to you that we think of England while we have our backs against the wall and shoot him before he gets it released.
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I have one round left in this rifle and I put it to you that we think of England while we have our backs against the wall and shoot him before he gets it released.
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It’s ok Captain Mainwaring, it’s not the invasion bells, Mrs Fox has had my foreskin pierced and a little bell hung on it.
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Before you shoot Hodges, hadn’t we better ascertain if he has anymore onions?
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I don't care if you have shot him Captain Mainwaring, I still want make sure my name is crossed out in his little notebook.
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Runner up goes to Andy with
but todays winner is roll of drums...
You have contrail...
"Now listen here...As we only have one gun we will have toshare it, different person each day. Jones - Monday, Pike - Tuesday........I'd avoid the area on Wednesday if I were you as Godfrey will have it then...."
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Blimey, thanks Kiltrash! Have a go with this which is a screen grab from a video I saw several weeks ago - hope it's clear enough; I'm not sure what in hell is happening but I'm sure a plethora of suggestions await me. Judging on Monday evening...
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Yeh, we've been having problems with kids using the blades as slides, so we've serrated the end of the blades. Once a few of them have had their arses's torn off, they'll stop.