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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Oct 2021, 12:03
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Not sure what happened sir. Me and Hoskins was both on guard duty last night out in the rain. Mine is bad enough, but have a look over there at poor old H. He looks like a haystack fell on him!
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 12:05
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Let's see . . lice . . .crabs . . . fleas. . .bed bugs. . . . Sorry -- the manual doesn't say anything about treating aphids.
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 12:48
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 12:50
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Iím part of the rewilding project.
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 13:00
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Hell, says here that lunch aint till 1400... ah'm hungry NOW!

You should be more like me and graze rather than gobbling it all up at once...
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 14:28
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It says here if you build up your muscle mass, you won’t be so weedy.
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 15:18
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The half-man half-plant creatures, Chloro and Phil, review the next step in their plan to become Masters of the Earth.

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Old 17th Oct 2021, 15:37
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Well this way sir, they won't see me in the Naked Yoga , female , class of.
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 15:39
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Well make sure you don't trim your bush with a Ladyshave.
( Other intimate area deforestation devices are available )
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 15:42
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Approaching louder and Louder it's the 1st Airborne Cavalry with the Ride of the Valkyries....

" Hope they only shoot to kill, don't fancy the aftermath of Agent Orange Sir.."
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 18:50
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Prince William joins forces with Greta Thunberg. ...to take over the World
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 19:53
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“No, it says we should be planted in well-aerated loam with a top-dressing of gravel. Call Supply and get some airlifted in to our location.”

”Makes a change from Sand, Sir.”
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 20:07
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"I've got a new gardening magazine here, it's called "Get Rooted"".
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 20:50
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The Achilles heel of the new ceramic flower pot helmets is that they forgot to mention Hoskins allergies to flowers . His sneezing gave up the element of surprise .
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 21:38
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I always thought you were a bush league soldier...
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 21:39
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See I told you ! the quote is "You can hide but you can't run" !
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 21:41
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Guy in back.

I told you we are lost, so who is looking like a dork now !
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 21:43
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You keep filling in your diary Sir and I'll try to find Playboy magazine.
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 21:46
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See it is called "Galinsoga parviflora" although I really like the plant's common name of "Gallant Soldier" as it really fits, doncha think ?
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Old 17th Oct 2021, 22:19
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"How's this for camouflage?", asked the third soldier in the picture....

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