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We noticed you were not taking our calls so we decided to drop in, so....have you ever been mis-sold PPI or are unaware of it?
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Boy. was that some night on the tiles, and I can't even remember drinking..
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Yeah..were multi-national, you've heard the expression it's raining cats and dogs, well in this case it's Brits and Frogs...
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Kiltrash's arrival in Somerset didn't go precisely to plan...
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You bloody idiot, it's parrots you're supposed to be shooting at, not paras...
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In the Irish Army mate we learnt not to pull ones ripcord until 10 foot off the ground... that way if it fails like yours did mate, anyone can jump from a height of 10 feet and survive.
Next time I think I will figure out a better way to deliver the CAPCOM trophy…….
Your in trouble laddie , she just washed that floor and you have gone and spilt your marrow all over it . Better crawl away while you can .
Chute failures are sometimes called a bounce , Apparently this fella has invented a new sport . Hopefully he is on the mend . Ouch .
Chute failures are sometimes called a bounce , Apparently this fella has invented a new sport . Hopefully he is on the mend . Ouch .
Times up, Please do not enter as you may still be charged but you will not be entered
Mine would have been along the lines of..
...and in other news, Police in Denver were able to rescue Sgt McNab who after a parachuting accident had been held against his will by local resident Mrs Higginson (66) whose third husband had died of sexual exhaustion.
Mr McNab had been. missing for over 5 years and been posted as AWOL. Later told reporters that it was horrible and she made demands on his body he had not seen since basic training in Hereford.
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...well I was escorting Mr Bond back to Mr Goldfinger's Secret Lair and I had a gun to the English man's head....That's the last I remember...
Or
The last I remember was my Pilot saying Eje...
Or
Ah Mr Copenhagen you do realise you were the winner ....
Off to have a look at the entries while I have my soft boiled egg and medication
Mine would have been along the lines of..
...and in other news, Police in Denver were able to rescue Sgt McNab who after a parachuting accident had been held against his will by local resident Mrs Higginson (66) whose third husband had died of sexual exhaustion.
Mr McNab had been. missing for over 5 years and been posted as AWOL. Later told reporters that it was horrible and she made demands on his body he had not seen since basic training in Hereford.
or
...well I was escorting Mr Bond back to Mr Goldfinger's Secret Lair and I had a gun to the English man's head....That's the last I remember...
Or
The last I remember was my Pilot saying Eje...
Or
Ah Mr Copenhagen you do realise you were the winner ....
Off to have a look at the entries while I have my soft boiled egg and medication
In a close run thing, we have joint third place.
Treadigraph with
and BPF with
Runner up however is 622 with
However the winner this time is Chu Chu with the simple but elegant..
Over to you Sir
Treadigraph with
Kiltrash's arrival in Somerset didn't go precisely to plan...
Next time I think I will figure out a better way to deliver the CAPCOM trophy…….
"Sir, please call a Doctor......I think I know where your TV aerial has gone!"
Parachute accidents go through the roof.
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Surely it is over to Copenhagen if he is about.