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Old 28th Jul 2021, 09:27
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We noticed you were not taking our calls so we decided to drop in, so....have you ever been mis-sold PPI or are unaware of it?
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 09:31
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Boy. was that some night on the tiles, and I can't even remember drinking..
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 09:31
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 09:41
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Keep em comming, entries closing 09.15 UK Thursday prompt. Don't miss out, once in a life time offer.
( I'm off to Zumerset again on Thursday with no guaranteed wifi..)
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 10:14
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Trooper to homeowner "I would run if i were you mate.....the next aircraft is dropping the vehicles!"
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 10:22
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I don't really care about your story, you are not leaving until you try my cooking.
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 10:52
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Yeah..were multi-national, you've heard the expression it's raining cats and dogs, well in this case it's Brits and Frogs...
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 11:26
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Nah mate, this is where Donna cooks, you want Donna Nook.
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 11:28
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"Sir, please call a Doctor......I think I know where your TV aerial has gone!"
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 12:00
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"One if by land, two if by sea" doesn't quite seem to cover it.
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 13:41
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Kiltrash's arrival in Somerset didn't go precisely to plan...
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 13:42
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 16:18
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After one too many encounters with armed homeowners, Santa goes tactical (or tries to . . .).
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 16:23
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In the Irish Army mate we learnt not to pull ones ripcord until 10 foot off the ground... that way if it fails like yours did mate, anyone can jump from a height of 10 feet and survive.
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Old 28th Jul 2021, 20:04
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No panic mate, I'm alright.
F*** you soldier boy, Keisha needs a wedding dress, roll over.
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Old 29th Jul 2021, 02:50
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Next time I think I will figure out a better way to deliver the CAPCOM trophy…….
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Old 29th Jul 2021, 06:02
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Your in trouble laddie , she just washed that floor and you have gone and spilt your marrow all over it . Better crawl away while you can .

Chute failures are sometimes called a bounce , Apparently this fella has invented a new sport . Hopefully he is on the mend . Ouch .

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Old 29th Jul 2021, 08:15
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Times up, Please do not enter as you may still be charged but you will not be entered

Mine would have been along the lines of..

...and in other news, Police in Denver were able to rescue Sgt McNab who after a parachuting accident had been held against his will by local resident Mrs Higginson (66) whose third husband had died of sexual exhaustion.
Mr McNab had been. missing for over 5 years and been posted as AWOL. Later told reporters that it was horrible and she made demands on his body he had not seen since basic training in Hereford.
or
...well I was escorting Mr Bond back to Mr Goldfinger's Secret Lair and I had a gun to the English man's head....That's the last I remember...
Or
The last I remember was my Pilot saying Eje...
Or
Ah Mr Copenhagen you do realise you were the winner ....

Off to have a look at the entries while I have my soft boiled egg and medication
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Old 29th Jul 2021, 08:40
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In a close run thing, we have joint third place.

Treadigraph with

Kiltrash's arrival in Somerset didn't go precisely to plan...
and BPF with

Next time I think I will figure out a better way to deliver the CAPCOM trophy…….
Runner up however is 622 with

"Sir, please call a Doctor......I think I know where your TV aerial has gone!"
However the winner this time is Chu Chu with the simple but elegant..

Parachute accidents go through the roof.
Over to you Sir

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Old 29th Jul 2021, 11:06
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Surely it is over to Copenhagen if he is about.
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