Caption Competition Mk III
OOMPAH, OOMPAH! An a one an a two an a tree:
Roll out ze barrel, ve'll haff a barrel of fun.
Roll out ze barrel, ve've got the blues on the run!
Zing boom tararrel, sink out a sonk of good cheer:
Now's ze time to roll ze barrel, for ze gang's all here!
- Ed
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Ve call this der Dresdner bank.
Having the same girlfriend was becoming a bit complicated but it saved on travel expense.
Observer asks, ' why the rush? '
' Well don't want to be captured by those Ivans so off to claim asylum with that nice Mr Churchill '
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Her husbands home early
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Someone put aPanzer Tiger in my little tank.
' Well don't want to be captured by those Ivans so off to claim asylum with that nice Mr Churchill '
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Her husbands home early
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Someone put a
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Next time ve put Hauptmann Zeppelin on zer back.
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I said we could slope off early, For gawd sake, don’t make it obvious.
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My licence is for motorcycles only, I haven’t passed my sidecar licence yet.
The call for Volunteers for the Eastern Front was not well received!