Caption Competition Mk III

[NutLoose]

Debbie does Debbie at Dallas Love Field Airport.

[cynicalint]

Are you sure this is the best seat available out of Kabul?

[Chu Chu]

Doris yearned to experience inlet thrust, but she picked the wrong . . . type.

[fitliker]

That is the only turbo fans site , the only fans site has changed since they made them put their clothes back on and introduced strict aviation content requirements fur posts .

[Wensleydale]

"Who is this Dr FOD person, and when do we get to see the outfits that we have to wear?"

[Kiltrash]

In an effort to published the size of the new engine fan diameter, Rolls Royce Derby ( 1972) need to show it can comfortably fit not one but TWO airhostess
You do realise in a con they used 4'8" Chinese models

[Kiltrash]

The following morning at Speke the crew found 90% of the aircraft had been stolen, including all the seats

[Kiltrash]

First ever known photograph of friendship and Co operation between British Airways and Virgin Airlines
Got a bit catty later

[treadigraph]

This is the best hair dryer ever isn't it!

Yes but I wish I could hear George Michael on the radio, the noise is drowning him out...

[MPN11]

"No dear, this isn't anything like a Scarff Ring."


Thanks to NutLoose for the inspiration!

[Kiltrash]

At St Athan old retired aircraft hostesses await tear down

[Kiltrash]

Only on a post flight walk round was it discovered Speed bird House had a additional training centre built on the roof.
" Well no body told to to me that " explained the captain, no one understands NOTAM's anyhow..

[Kiltrash]

Upon landing at Bangkok, QF 1 discovered FOD damage to No2 Engine.
Report read " Double bird strike....no damage a little T Cut won't sort. " " Brown stains will wash off...40c on a cotton setting .. "

[cavuman1]

There are two kinds of women: climbers and spinners. Guess to which group these two belong.

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

When I was on Concorde, the Captain only had 4 little fans ....

[Kiltrash]

Later Doris was heard to say, there's one 'ell of a echo 'ere....init

[Kiltrash]

Captain offered to show me his annular combustion chamber, but I donno what that is, should I agree or just pretend to be a dumb blonde?

[Kiltrash]

In a show of Nationalistic Willy Waving, Rolls Royce, General Electric and Pratt and Whitney all try and show big is beautifull. However most men prefer their partners petit.

[Kiltrash]

QF Hostess to BA Hostie

Well ever since we switched from Insecticides spray to a Bromide one, life on Long Haul has gotten a lot better for us..

( from Wiki
It has been said that during World War I, British soldiers were given bromide to curb their sexual urges.[ )

[NutLoose]

BA had a conundrum, having employed the worlds first Siamese Air Hostess, they were unsure whether they had to pay them one or two wages.