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“Prenez garde le gap, messieurs.”
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Merde, no need to acclimatise, le submarine contract has been cancelled.
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French invasion forces assemble at Le Chunnel.
The British PM gets round Brexit by welcoming French Army to train with the British Army. Just so happens the Territorial Army are all HGV drivers and the training is on Tank(er)s
Now all we need is to talk the driver into getting the train up to 88 mph and we will be home in a flash.
Owing to HGV Driver shortages, the station kiosk did not receive it's order for Frogs Legs and Snails.
Quick Pierre, Folkstone and the cross channel train ferry, back home in time for breakfast...
Quick Pierre, Folkstone and the cross channel train ferry, back home in time for breakfast...
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I’ve heard the delay is a rosser up the other end doing a stop and search looking for knives.
(Man in foreground with back toward camera) "Hey, you silly minkeys! Eef you squeeze ze bulb on ze top of mon chapeau, eet makes ze funny 'Onk Onk' sound."
That was the last cacophony heard as the train entered le garre and ran over the hapless re-enactors head....
- Ed
That was the last cacophony heard as the train entered le garre and ran over the hapless re-enactors head....
- Ed
Well appears the French don't have any problems with keeping tbe tracks clear of litter...Well having a armed litter patrol of EVERY station helps. ..We will engage the Army said the PM at the Conservative Party Conference.
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I just wish the Brits would put up some real men to fight us, that last 10,000 put up by the grand old Duke of York were just boys..