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Old 29th Aug 2021, 10:31
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 11:01
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A UH-60? Yes, of course, they are all at my other store, Ali's Mil Surplus, on the Airport Road...
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 11:13
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I see Carrie Mathison has gone DEEP undercover Saul....
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 11:16
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Boy looking out the car window

Daaad see my Action Man sticks to the door mirror. .
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 11:29
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The radio controlled man shaped drone is greeted with suspicion on the streets of Kabul. Could it be the aerial or the disembodied voice of Helen Mirren?
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 11:53
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“I see you still have a firm grip on your people-beating stick … isn’t there a pouch for it?”
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 11:58
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This one? Well we captured him in the control tower, sobbing his mates just flew off and left hin behind when all he said was " Cleared for Take Off "
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 12:01
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Well that's cleared the streets off riff-raff.



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Old 29th Aug 2021, 12:56
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You look a bit like Saddam Hussein... Guards!
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 14:10
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“OK, Abdukkah, now we’ve got this stuff to wear … what do we do with it?”
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 14:11
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What do you look like!
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 15:58
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
What do you look like!
… and does my bomb look big in this?
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 16:23
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Why do you smell of elderberries ?

How long do we have to wear the underwear on our heads ? I think the fella who wore these green undies last , must of had the berry berry .

This menstrual cap is a bit big , it scares me to think where it has been .

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Old 29th Aug 2021, 16:29
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Well no Officee, my wife thinks
​​I have just gone, Fishing, Dog Walking, Bombing, Kerb Crawling. *
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 16:34
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Yoda voice.....to Sleepy Joe.
Terrorists for looking are you, are these not. ..

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“No, I haven’t seen any dogs either. Where did they all go?”
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 17:11
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Badges? We don' need no steenking badges!

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Old 29th Aug 2021, 17:22
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Originally Posted by XXmet
Picked out a wife yet?
Yeah, several options in mind. A couple of good-looking goats and a schoolgirl that won’t have a school to go to.
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 17:35
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Bit warmer than Hereford eh Jones?
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 17:36
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“You’re applying for training to be a Blackhawk pilot, Al-Hoskins?”
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