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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 5th Nov 2022, 12:55
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The RNZAF crew were sure this wasn’t a C130 but…they looked over it anyway.
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 14:51
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We really don't want to burst your bubble Pierre, but........
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 14:53
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Despite all the snipes from the PPRuNe Captioners, Pierre is remaining positive and in charge.
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 14:56
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Buster wasn't really interested in watching Nutty's first flight until he realised that the take off from Dinard's northerly runway routed straight out over the sea.
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 17:31
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Trying to keep the new materials for the canopy secret were futile after the inventor painted its name on the fuselage
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Old 6th Nov 2022, 06:40
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With regret I have to inform you the change of government has ditched the climate as a top priority, and your now poles apart from the new technology. Now if you could invent a fresh means to excavate coal your on a winner
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Old 6th Nov 2022, 06:43
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Rishi gets a lift to Cop 27 in a suitable aircraft. However due to range and speed arrives after Christmas
Yes he is in there, honest, somewhere
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Old 6th Nov 2022, 06:47
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Doc Brown adapt Mr Fusion to power his latest time machine...
The DeLorean?
Oh no thats repulsive now, this is a lot more attractive...
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Old 6th Nov 2022, 07:39
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Well actually I got the idea from watching Octonauts with my Grandchildren
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Old 6th Nov 2022, 07:56
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Having been selected as the new vehicle supplier to the 007 Franchise, CitroŽn and Airbus proudly show off the latest transport that Q will present to Bond in the upcoming movie.
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Old 6th Nov 2022, 11:48
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The new Purple Flight Green Airplane arrived just in time for the annual grouse hunt.
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Old 6th Nov 2022, 12:15
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King Charles s invited to trial the new slimmed down Royal Flight aircraft.
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Old 6th Nov 2022, 15:52
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Lady Penelope discovers just what Parker was doing with FAB1 in the garage
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Old 6th Nov 2022, 16:26
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Last call; Judging tomorrow
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Old 6th Nov 2022, 23:30
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Now we just need to add one full-size feature at a time until we have a commercial airliner. We've already built in the wing cross-section.
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Old 7th Nov 2022, 02:20
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What are those two steering lines tethered to?
I'd rather not say, but what I will say is, you soon learn to keep the thing straight.
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Old 7th Nov 2022, 06:24
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Don't you have a rather large anti collision light on the tail?
At the speed this flies you have to be wary of a small sparrow creeping up behind you.. swiftly
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Old 7th Nov 2022, 06:26
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LA Centre could not believe the screen when they were called up for a Speed Check ....
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Old 7th Nov 2022, 06:30
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Designed by committee....should be a winner in Russia.
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Old 7th Nov 2022, 17:55
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Judging Time

Biggest Groaner:
Confusious with
He'll be fine, the first flight will be a short circuit.
Most Cringe inducing:
Tredigraph with
"Oops, just realised what I'm pulling back on isn't the stick..."
But the overall winner is, and it truly pains me to say this, but it is........
Buster with
The hardest part was getting his watch to fit in the cockpit with him!
The CAPCOM trophy will be sent on the next zero emission trans Atlantic flight
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