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Oh those, someone couldn't read a bloody drawing and mixed up feet with inches, they are our supposed to be our mobile urinals.
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Oh and an American film director named Guggenheim asks if he and a Mr Page can come and do some recordings for a documentary they are making called "It Might Get Loud".
Ecce Homo! Loquitur...
For those that are interested - aircraft detection and tracking prior to radar….
https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/air...dar-1917-1940/
“The generals weren’t sure what Emperor Ming meant when he demanded ‘anti-flash equipment’ as used by the earthlings, but hoped their prototypes would be able to engage his inbound rocket ship”….
https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/air...dar-1917-1940/
“The generals weren’t sure what Emperor Ming meant when he demanded ‘anti-flash equipment’ as used by the earthlings, but hoped their prototypes would be able to engage his inbound rocket ship”….
It's for the Bloodhound anti missle systems..
I don't see any defensive missiles...?
No we use real male Bloodhounds
What? How do you get them off the launch pad?
See those house bricks over there...
I don't see any defensive missiles...?
No we use real male Bloodhounds
What? How do you get them off the launch pad?
See those house bricks over there...
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The troops were always complaining they hadn't got a pot to piss in, so I solved the problem and had these made up, the sweet thing is I managed to sort it so one could deduct the cost from their wages... what..
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So the idea is we tow them around Kabul playing and the wall will fall.
But Kabul hasn't got a wall.
Bugger...
But Kabul hasn't got a wall.
Bugger...
The accuracy can be improved by using the temperature compensating controls .The control dial indicators start at nippy and compensate all the way down to very nippily . Gleefully improved performance begins when both dial controls are moved simultaneously in synchronized manner accompanied by the instruction “ Come in Tokyo “
Dr. Seuss was thrilled when the Army ordered several additional Tubaloobaumpalumpa devices to augment their armamentarium.
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When he heard we were having some WRAC's posted in, the Gynaecology Quack ordered them to peer up inside apparently.
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Ya, it vos a mix up at HQ, they heard zer Artillery ver getting zer Big Bertha's, so ordered zer milking machines for her.
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Ya, You stuffen zer cow in zer top end and zer Bratwurst comes out zis end.