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Old 14th Feb 2020, 22:18
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"So you are a crack Britisher soldier, every time you bend overz you show your crack yes?"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 23:11
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Paulus could have used you in Fall Blau, with a side order of kartoffel, und knoblauch...

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Old 14th Feb 2020, 23:48
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...followng the ignominy of Enigma'a autospell changing "schwerpunkt" to "blaupunkt", resulting in ze troops attacking Bastogne with ghetto blasters instead of PAK 40 88's, General Von Runstedt desired an ironic name for "Unternehmen Wacht am Rhein" ...
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This is World War 2 not Weight Watchers too....
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 23:49
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I see zee Maginot line vas more of a circle...
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 23:51
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(Sgt thinks) "Only two more steps wif yer eyes shut, yer dumb kraut, and I will see yer fall @rse-up off the gangplank!"
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 06:16
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"Vere you ze inzpiration behind ze bouncing bomb?"
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 09:02
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Sargent Wilson, Ah welcome back Captain Mainwaring from your spying mission to Berlin, how was it?
Captain Mainwaring, well you would not believe the efficient banking system they have
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 09:04
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Sargent, "No coming ashore at Dover demanding our unconditional surrender is slightly off target "
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 09:07
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Sargent " For you Fritz the was is over, and being a Island would like to see you dig a tunnel from Dover to Calais to escape "
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 09:11
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Ah Doctor Strangelove, your car awaits to take you to the Airport, the Americans would like your help in devising a plan to knock out the Russians
OK Thanks, and what's your name Sargent?, Robert with a R you know R for Robert
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 09:57
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"?sdrawkcab detnirp erutcip siht si yhw, tnaegreS"
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 10:20
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Where did my glass of wine go at this famcy dress party?
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 12:26
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Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
"?sdrawkcab detnirp erutcip siht si yhw, tnaegreS"
Ich bin nicht rückständig, lieber englischer Schweinshund, es sind deine Augen. Wir haben Möglichkeiten, Ihr Sehvermögen zu reparieren, und können Ihren Umfang reparieren, wenn Sie es vorziehen, ohne Druck.
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 13:02
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No need to ask who ate all the pies.
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 13:03
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I see rationing never started for you.
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 13:06
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Are there two of you in that uniform.
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 13:07
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Officer at the top of the stairs said come down and look for a Fact Hunt. Think I know vot he meant.
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 13:08
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War has been good for you and the twins you are expecting sargeant.
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War is over for you German... we won.
Yes, now for the Peace as part of US Space program, better pay, more sun shine, big house, lots of girls. So Tommy, what do you have to go back to.
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