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Old 18th Feb 2020, 10:52
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"Swallow, not Spit, you idiot!!"
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 11:33
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Tory MP enjoys all the good things at Madam Whiplash
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 11:38
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Prince Charles at the Initiation ceremony at Gordonstown is finally revealed
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 11:41
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At the inquest the coroners report indicated he died very happy
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 11:52
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Glug, Glug, Glug
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Are you sure this is how they test for Coronavirus ?
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 11:57
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While on holiday in the DPRK Hoskins found out to his cost when he disrespected Yung Fat Won. After the punishment was finished he did it again. ...
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 12:02
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RAF Regiment resort to 'other means' of respirator testing now that CS has been banned.

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Old 18th Feb 2020, 12:10
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If Carlsberg made gasmasks, they would probably be....
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He remembered hearing about beer goggles, but not in this context.
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 12:32
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Waterboarding has been held to contravene Human Rights.

The switch to beerboarding has been welcomed by all.
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 12:47
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As seen at the England Rugby/ Football / Cricket team bonding session
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The Davis Submarine Escape mask was found not to be completely watertight, even at sea level
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 13:10
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“I think he said something like ‘Don’t shake the f-ing bottle for the next one.’”
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"Use the drinking straw????? This ain't a bloody cocktail you know"
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The next challenge was ‘Stuffing your NBC suit with 5kg of wet spaghetti in one minute.’
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After a particularly horrible fart the rest of the troup do what they can to flush Hoskins belly out
Well it was this or an enema they explained
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Police use unconventional methods to encourage Extinction Rebellion Activists to move on when water cannon's were banned
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Glug, Glug, Glug
translates as
Are you sure this is how they test for Coronavirus ?
No - its how they test the respirator against Corona Orangeade.
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