Caption Competition Mk II

[c52]

and when daddy submarine and mummy submarine love each other very much, they make a baby submarine, just like this one.

[DirtyProp]

Ikea launched their first DIY sub. Some assembly, plus volunteers, required.

[DirtyProp]

Are we in the Channel yet?
Nope, still in the sewers.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Must have been designed by Avro. The rear crew get the same size window as the Vulcan's did.

[c52]

- Are you sure we're meant to be facing backwards?

- Yes, the seating was designed by a rowing-boat designer.

- And the propellor at the front?

- A light aircraft manufacturer.

- And who else was on the design committee?

[Kiltrash]

Jules, 20000 Leagues under the sea in this? On your bike i'm off

[Kiltrash]

Captain Nemo seeks brave crew to take on the underwater monster, what in this ? Forget it i'm off

[Kiltrash]

USN Nautilus underway on Nuclear power. But no one thought about the crew comfort

[Kiltrash]

Too late the crew found out the Polaris was a vertical launch system

[Kiltrash]

The US Seals were surprised to be tasked with taking out Obama, don't you mean Osama? No look who the Comander-in-Chief is

[Kiltrash]

Owing to Covid-19 the supply of canopies were halted, however the Admirals ordered the mission to go ahead, for the greater good.

[Kiltrash]

Dammit Raquels bra is not transparent when wet

[Kiltrash]

During Prohibition the Moonshine runners put their V8's in alternative transport. Hoskins was surprised to find where the exhaust went.

[Kiltrash]

Just wait till I get this up to 88 miles per hour.

[Kiltrash]

Faster, faster, the Box Jellyfish is gaining on us...

[Kiltrash]

After what 007 did for the Aston / BMW / Jaguar sales, BAe hope to get a increased order book for their family convertible

[MPN11]

Turn to starboard, I think I can see a virus at 12 o’clock. Oh, disregard, it’s just another turd.

[Chu Chu]

With two anxious passengers looking over his shoulder, Hoskins desperately searched for the diving plane controls.

[c52]

Upset by reports that the VW Beetle floats, the indomitable British Motor Industry sets out to create a vehicle that doesn't.

[c52]

Damn secrecy! I thought we were going to the moon, not the bottom of the harbour.