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Old 3rd Feb 2020, 19:58
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Tell you why it's there, cause if it was a beer pump they would have to install crew toilet
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Old 3rd Feb 2020, 22:00
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Bugger Yorkshire Airlines, this is 'ow we do it down sowf!
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Old 4th Feb 2020, 01:53
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Originally Posted by Penny Washers
. . . . not saying you're wrong, Dan, but these beer pumps don't look out of place.

But perhaps not in the cockpit.

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Old 4th Feb 2020, 09:54
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"If the Mexican's can use a carrot to lead a donkey, we can use a......"
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"Well it wouldn't be a warthog without a snort"
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Bugger Yorkshire Airlines, this is 'ow we do it down sowf!
You've got to be p*ssed if you want to live down there!
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Old 4th Feb 2020, 13:59
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It's only a temporary fix until some proper whiskey can be fitted.
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Old 4th Feb 2020, 14:04
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Once the bottle indicates half-full, the mixture should be leaned so as not to run out mid flight.
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Old 4th Feb 2020, 14:07
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What I do not understand is how is the aircraft incapable of spinning? Ah Yes its a in Garage simulator so drinking is allowed

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Old 4th Feb 2020, 14:10
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Now we know why Hoskins features so often in Aircraft accidents
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Old 4th Feb 2020, 18:14
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Now we know why Hoskins features so often in Aircraft accidents
Late again getting the round in Hoskins
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Old 4th Feb 2020, 19:51
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THROTTLE - Closed
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Old 5th Feb 2020, 03:53
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I see by the indicator on the panel that you are ready for your blind flying session Hoskins?
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Old 5th Feb 2020, 14:02
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Smile

Well if my passengers have the Coronavirus and cough I have a alcohol mouthwash at the ready, ( thinks must remember not to swallow)
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Old 5th Feb 2020, 14:48
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"We use it to gauge side slip, it's Tennessee slipping whisky..."
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Old 5th Feb 2020, 18:56
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It rather looks as if we are running out of ideas now, so we will have tea and medals on Thursday afternoon.

Thanks for all the entries!
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Old 6th Feb 2020, 07:01
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No its OK . Pilot Proof cap
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Old 6th Feb 2020, 07:48
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Chemtrail dispenser needs topping up...
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Old 6th Feb 2020, 10:25
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Bloody film sets, that's not whisky, it's Penny Washers look a like Tea !!!!!!!!!
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She wee????

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