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Old 18th Feb 2020, 17:41
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No you idiots - its American beer so it doesn't have any alcohol to be filtered out! (or taste for that matter).
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Ruours suggested that officers did the test using Champagne.
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Old 19th Feb 2020, 00:27
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"Worst case of rabies I've ever seen, I told him not to sleep with that WRAC"
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"And they call this beer "blowjob" because it's all head"
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"It's the nearest we could come up with to simulate nerve agent, you might not smell freshly mown grass or almonds, but you should smell hops and barley.."
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Budweiser light, f*cking close to water, now with added sea foam...
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Old 19th Feb 2020, 00:44
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"You do realise the alternative to nil by mouth soldier"
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Old 19th Feb 2020, 03:44
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The only known picture of an Aussie drinking Fosters!
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The producers of 'I'm a Celebrity ' come up with new torture at the Bush Tucker challenge
Force fed beer? Bring it on said Gazza.
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Old 19th Feb 2020, 06:56
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"If you feel a small draught around the face during use then the repirator is not fitted correctly."
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Old 19th Feb 2020, 06:58
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Happy Hour in Salisbury...
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Old 19th Feb 2020, 07:11
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Old 19th Feb 2020, 07:17
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Male Grooming Tips #3 - The Carling Facepack. Removes zits, blackheads, moles, unwanted hair, wanted hair, facial features...
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As a lover of fine beer I take comfort knowing it cannot be Stella, 'Reassuringly Expensive '
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Columbians in an effort to be green, trial plastic free packaging on their Cocaine drug mules.
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"Gas, gas, gas...it's all fecking, gas, gas, gas!"
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Harp! Stays sharp to the bottom of the mask!
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After this, Flt Lt Ackroyd was always know as Bubbles...
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