Caption Competition Mk II
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Ruours suggested that officers did the test using Champagne.
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"Worst case of rabies I've ever seen, I told him not to sleep with that WRAC"
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"And they call this beer "blowjob" because it's all head"
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"It's the nearest we could come up with to simulate nerve agent, you might not smell freshly mown grass or almonds, but you should smell hops and barley.."
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Budweiser light, f*cking close to water, now with added sea foam...
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"You do realise the alternative to nil by mouth soldier"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Male Grooming Tips #3 - The Carling Facepack. Removes zits, blackheads, moles, unwanted hair, wanted hair, facial features...
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Columbians in an effort to be green, trial plastic free packaging on their Cocaine drug mules.
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"Gas, gas, gas...it's all fecking, gas, gas, gas!"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Harp! Stays sharp to the bottom of the mask!
Gnome de PPRuNe
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After this, Flt Lt Ackroyd was always know as Bubbles...
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“Confess!! Your name is Pike, isn’t it!!”