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Old 1st Jan 2020, 15:41
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Hmm this could get raunchy.
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"Errrr I don't think those are the flaps the Captain was calling for"
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Old 1st Jan 2020, 17:53
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Oh how I long for the good old days when flying was dangerous and sex was safe....
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So that's where Boeing got the idea of the articulating main landing gear mod for the 737 Max 10 !
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Old 1st Jan 2020, 18:36
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At Boeing board meeting.
"We've found a cheap alternative to MCAS lads, we just install a couple of these in the forward and aft galleys and about 50% of the pax will run up and down the aisle to trim the aircraft as required"
"In the case of emergencies, we simply add beer"
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Old 1st Jan 2020, 21:21
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash


In-flight entertainment takes on a new significance. Take off delays are actually welcomed by some of the passengers.
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Old 1st Jan 2020, 21:55
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“Say again how I get your door open?”

“Well......most of the pilots start with a gin and tonic.....”
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Old 1st Jan 2020, 22:03
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Boeing tries a new ploy to get passengers on the Max.
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In the case of a cabin depressurisation take your flight attendant and place over your nose and mouth
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Old 2nd Jan 2020, 01:47
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Boeing tries a new ploy to get passengers on the Max.
And BOY were they shocked to find that it wasn't short for Maxine.....
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Last orders please, let this one have another 12 hours of life and then the first recipient of the 2020 edition will be announced ....
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The "Buy on Board" menu had a couple of extra items added for 2020.
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On the day that the Army released its new recruiting film, the airlines also release theirs.........
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Old 2nd Jan 2020, 15:18
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" Just tell the passengers we have the kippers on and breakfast will be served shortly"
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Old 2nd Jan 2020, 16:34
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Originally Posted by ShyTorque
“Say again how I get your door open?”

“Well......most of the pilots start with a gin and tonic.....”
That's nicely suggestive without going OTT
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Old 2nd Jan 2020, 18:17
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Time to go to a darkened room and study the offerings, however in the meantime mine would have been along the lines of

Right that's the cattle fed, watered and lights out, time to start the party

Richard (Branson), having enjoyed a season as Widow Twanky on Broadway does not have time to change before boarding his flight to London

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Old 2nd Jan 2020, 18:46
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At Boeing board meeting
"We've found a cheap alternative to MCAS lads, we just install a couple of these in the forward and aft galleys and about 50% of the pax will run up and down the aisle to trim the aircraft as required"
"In the case of emergencies, we simply add beer"

Gains Webby the first runner up slot,

However the winner and current holder of the Cap Comp trophy is Nutloose with

"Look, if the passenger in row 6 wants a dish that does not contain nuts, send him back here and I'll show him one"
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Old 2nd Jan 2020, 19:06
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Some fine random coding there!

Now then, Nutloose, be polite eh?
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Old 2nd Jan 2020, 19:31
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Still can't get how to do more than one quote in a post😑
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Old 2nd Jan 2020, 21:51
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Ok as the first of the new season, I will throw It open to those that have only won a couple of times or not at all.... So your chance is now

Thanks for for the trophy, shall quaff something suitable out of it.

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